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For sale, a pre-tangled un-boxed set of christmas tree lights Guaranteed to have a minimum of three-none working bulbs.

This family heirloom has been handed down from father to son for at least three generations it has been known to cause the 'Christmas Stare', that glazed look that occurs when you have over indulged in the pretence of enjoying yourself.

It has kept many minds occupied for longer than a Rubix cube!

Please, Genuine offers only!

What other Traditional Christmas 'must haves', do we always bring out during the season of goodwill?

N.B. The above lights are not a true representation of the real article!