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SPUGGIE J · 20-05-2006, 10:56

The pre requisits for being a council offcial are;

No good at the job.

Have a taste for good food and wine.

Capable of working 2 hours a day no more no less.

Not know how to use a phone.

Be able to BS you way through everything.

Talk the talk but not walk the walk.

Incapable of any kind of basic planning.

Stay alloof from the public.

Take pity on the employees below you if they get their hands dirty.

A degree in stupidity and networking.

Most important of all, KNOW WHO'S ARTHER TO KISS ON A REGULAR BASIS.

Unfortunately this leads to a lot of angry residents in the bourgh and they dont seem to give a Tom Tit.

20-05-2006, 10:56	#7
SPUGGIE J God Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Not sure anymore Posts: 9,009 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 515	Re: Front Page ...Observer The pre requisits for being a council offcial are; No good at the job. Have a taste for good food and wine. Capable of working 2 hours a day no more no less. Not know how to use a phone. Be able to BS you way through everything. Talk the talk but not walk the walk. Incapable of any kind of basic planning. Stay alloof from the public. Take pity on the employees below you if they get their hands dirty. A degree in stupidity and networking. Most important of all, KNOW WHO'S ARTHER TO KISS ON A REGULAR BASIS. Unfortunately this leads to a lot of angry residents in the bourgh and they dont seem to give a Tom Tit. __________________ All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Accrington Web site owners admins or mods. THEY ARE MINE!!!!