My lovely little youngest has a mad obsession with collecting frogs. Little known to me she'd brought one into the house. Oblivious to my uninvited guest I'd sent her to bed and was sat quietly watching TV, when, from under the TV unit out pops the biggest ugliest frog ever. I nearly crapped in my pants and screamed so loud for her to get her backside downstairs and get it out!

Little sod lol!