used to go regular when the kids were young once at minehead took my son to the pool- they had these new chutes 3 differant colours yellow red (think) and black. for differant degrees of severity, my idea was go on the yellow first(was the easiest) but when we got to the top all the kids were going on the other two,nobody on the softies one. so rather than show myself up i chose the black(most severe) went hurtling down on the mat - hit the water my KNASHERS flew out- gob full of water, blinded, and nearly drowned, the attendants had to stop all the kids coming down while i grappled blindly for my knashers,never been as embarrased, in my life, the kids and me missus cracked up big time. BUTLINS no comment.
