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Originally Posted by pendy
an ace reporter from the Observer.
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This can only be said in fiction.
Anyway, only way to get the truth was the torture of a treacling, jam and feathering, spread by our favourite muckspreaders, Chav and Garinda.
Turns out a little bit of industrial espionage going on here, sent by Lyons and Robertsons to analyse our secret recipe, how could they turn this around to their advantage ? ...