story time

[cherokee]

right just a bit of fun.
lets create a story
I,ll start with the first bit of the story and you got to carry it on...IT CAN INCLUDE MEMBERS , MEETS , AND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING .here goes

Once upon a time there was a nice little website called accyweb,It had lots of members and people sat at their computers each night to get together and chat and exchange opinions on all sorts of different things.

[Hank]

The chat usuallly revolved around such things as how much cholesterol was in jam butties or whether Jamaica Ginger Cake really was an aphrodisiac and (in this hot weather) why they'd never got round to making Treacle flavoured ice cream.

[expat]

Perhaps one of these reasons the treacle ice cream was not being made, was that most of the miners at the Sabden Treacle mine, where out on strike, due to fact that management had sacked one of the men, who was caught smuggling some treacle out in his lunch box.

[lazeeboy]

The men went on strike, but, it was not commom knowledge that he had also previously been dismissed by his former employer who had cought him stealing from the Hapton Jam butty mines.

[pendy]

However, an ace reporter from the Observer did a little digging (no, not in the treacle mine or the Hapton Jam Butty mines) and brought the facts to light. The workers were so incensed that they seized upon their erstwhile workmate and ......

[katex]

Originally Posted by pendy

an ace reporter from the Observer.

This can only be said in fiction.

Anyway, only way to get the truth was the torture of a treacling, jam and feathering, spread by our favourite muckspreaders, Chav and Garinda.
Turns out a little bit of industrial espionage going on here, sent by Lyons and Robertsons to analyse our secret recipe, how could they turn this around to their advantage ? ...

[cherokee]

so off chav and garinda go into their secret conference room to plot just how much torture they should inflict on the culprit of the treacle and jam butty mines. ummmm thought chav, would it be the feather duster or the sticky stuff that would get the best results? so heads together could they really come up with the perfect torture?

[expat]

Eventually chav and garinda walked into the room and the culprit said " I give up please take off those ugly mask and identify yourself " chav and garinda looked at each other and said " what masks! "

[lazeeboy]

He said I didn't say masks, I said Basques.