if ever asked how they got here simply reply witha big bang and then add smugly that you are not refering to the one in the books that happened millions of years ago
when asked ...
what happens when you die = worm fodder
where do babies come from = argos
if sucking your thumb is naughty will mummy burn in hell for what she was sucking last night = time to put a lock on the bedroom door
does hell exist = yes for kids who dont do as they are told
will i go to heaven = much sooner than you think if you dont stop asking questions
are we there yet = has the bloody car stopped ?
why do you keep farting on my head = when your tall enough to do it to others you will understand