Jus picked up my 7yr old son from school and his 10yr old brother.. My 7yr old had a slip of paper with the title..HEAD LICE WARNING telling all parents that theres a case of headlice in school.. Which niether of my kids have..
My 7yr old son on seeing his brother come out of class went running accross a yard packed with parents who havent got there slip yet .....shouting
Look at me I have got a headlice certificate....
Arrgh how embarresing.. I told him he hasn't and I told him headlice are disgusting.. he said no there not.. I said yes they are. he said no there not.. Loads of people have them...
Argggh

Son we need to talk