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Old 23-08-2003, 14:53   #1
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Something strange happened last night. Me and my mate Angie were in the Voodoo lounge, we went into the ladies room at about 10pm, when we came out 5 minutes later all the usual Accy lads had been strangely replaced by Brad Pitt and George Clooney lookalikes.
Unperturbed by this event, we continued to have a merry night on the town. This morning though, my bedroom looks like a tornado has gone through it, there are clothes everywhere, my head hurts, all my money has gone and my tongue has grown an awful furry substance on it, which tastes vaguely of chilli sauce.

The whole house smells like a kebab shop, the dog has a chilli sauce stain on the top of her head and I can't remember where I left the car. There have been some terrifying rumblings in the pants department and I can't remember getting home. I have a couple of new bruises (might have banged into a couple of walls/doors/people) and I am minus a shoe.

Think the beer fairy may have visited last night, if anyone else has had a similar experience with this little minx let me know!!!
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PS  If anyone comes across a little black strappy sandal in the town centre, can you let me know. Cheers!
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