[Wynonie Harris]

Having attended a few matches in Peru, I've got to say that they're mucho loco! At the last match I went to, there was an altercation between the players which eventually involved the majority of both teams. The ref was having difficulty controlling the situation, so the army came onto the pitch and separated the players at gunpoint!

And as for hooliganism being a British disease, it kicked off outside to a frightening extent. Me and Mrs H had to seek refuge in a church, to get out of the way of it all. At that moment in time, I was really wishing that I was walking up Livingstone Road at ten-to-five on a wet Saturday afternoon!