[Eric]

Originally Posted by Uncle Mick

I today received a lovely full colour leaflet from our beloved council, The Keeping Church, Central and Milnshaw Clean and Tidy Agreement.
Inside this important document, it tells me that the Council will keep the area clean and tidy and empty the bins and that on my part, I should contact the council when I spy litter, dog mess and fly tipping. I should also present my bins for collection and be nice to small animals.

I actually lied about the last bit, but I`m going to do it anyway.

Does the council have a dumbing down officer?

I gotta ask. What is "fly tipping"? I assume that it has nothing to do with giving gratuities to insects.