[Neil]

An old man's on his death bed, weak and frail, using all the energy he could muster he mutters to his wife "Betty.....Betty are you there ?" ........"I'm here." Betty replies taking him by the hand and sitting beside him. The old man carries on with his wife listening intently to every last word "Betty, you've been with me for most of my life, I was in the war and I was shot, you were by my side. We went in to business together, the business went bankrupt and we lost all of our money, and you were by my side. And I'm dieing now, and you are by my side." The old man grips his wifes hand tight, looks her in the eyes "Betty." he says "...........you're a damn jinx."