Elderly man on deathbed with wife.

Neil · 11-04-2008, 09:23

An old man's on his death bed, weak and frail, using all the energy he could muster he mutters to his wife "Betty.....Betty are you there ?" ........"I'm here." Betty replies taking him by the hand and sitting beside him. The old man carries on with his wife listening intently to every last word "Betty, you've been with me for most of my life, I was in the war and I was shot, you were by my side. We went in to business together, the business went bankrupt and we lost all of our money, and you were by my side. And I'm dieing now, and you are by my side." The old man grips his wifes hand tight, looks her in the eyes "Betty." he says "...........you're a damn jinx."

mrskitty · 11-04-2008, 09:39

Typical bloke-always blame the woman

Neil · 11-04-2008, 09:41

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Originally Posted by misskitty

Typical bloke-always blame the woman

You will learn when you get married that everything is your fault

mrskitty · 11-04-2008, 09:52

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Originally Posted by Neil

You will learn when you get married that everything is your fault

Yesterday i blamed Corker for something that was nobodys fault-he was shocked n i just said 'hey-ya have to be prepared for when we get married.....thats when EVERYTHING will get blamed on you....no matter whose fault'.Part of married life im afraid.

Preparation is the key

haha

Neil · 11-04-2008, 09:56

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Originally Posted by misskitty

Yesterday i blamed Corker for something that was nobodys fault-he was shocked n i just said 'hey-ya have to be prepared for when we get married.....thats when EVERYTHING will get blamed on you....no matter whose fault'.Part of married life im afraid.

Preparation is the key

haha

If he is smart he will realise what he is in for and leave you before the big day

mrskitty · 11-04-2008, 09:58

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Originally Posted by Neil

If he is smart he will realise what he is in for and leave you before the big day

What a thing to say

pam1 · 13-04-2008, 13:00

he know's which side his bread is buttered on. keep on is toes girl

Neil · 13-04-2008, 13:23

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Originally Posted by misskitty

What a thing to say

Us men need to stick together and you women are all evil

Like I said before you are both too young to get married.

emamum · 13-04-2008, 13:25

they are inlove neil, leave them alone..... have you not read all those stories about couples that married at 16 and their parents said they were too young??

young love is stronger than any other imo

Neil · 13-04-2008, 13:36

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Originally Posted by emamum23

they are inlove neil, leave them alone..... have you not read all those stories about couples that married at 16 and their parents said they were too young??

young love is stronger than any other imo

Yes, I also know loads of people who got divorced as well because they got married too young. I speak with the voice of experience.

emamum · 13-04-2008, 13:38

yeah, loads of ppl get divorced... ive never been married and i doubt i ever will but if other ppl want to then be happy for them.

Retlaw · 13-04-2008, 13:44

My father always used to say, marriage is alreight fur wymin
but fellas shudnd hev nowt to do wi it.

Retlaw

Retlaw · 13-04-2008, 13:47

Woman on her death bed, husband by her side, she says Jim I have a confession to make, I was unfaithful to you, he says I know, thats why I poisoned you.

Retlaw.