Ok, so heres a few things that have been tickling me for ages, thought id share them with you.
1.) Ok, what is with SOY milk? Yes... SOY MILK! Im sorry, but it shouldnt be called SOY MILK, it should be called SOY JUICE, because we all know there is a SOY TEET is there? But you cant call it soy juice, cos when you say it, it makes you want to gag.
2.) I was reading the instructions on my gf's curling tongs and it actually says "DO NOT INSERT THIS INTO ANY ORIFICE!" Now...what kind of an idiot would do such a thing? "HEYYYY, WARM UP THE CURLING TONGS HUNNI, IM FEELING FRISKY!!!"
3.) Couple of weeks ago i was in yorkshire, and a man got his truck stuck under a bridge ( i dont know how ) and held up the road for hours. Anyway, this police man came past and said to the driver..."Get your truck stuck?" And, without missing a beat the driver said "No, i was just delivering that bridge and i run out of petrol." lol. We laughed too.
4.) and finally..." Doctors are telling us that we must drink 8 pints of water a day. HOW in the HELL are we meant to do that? Are any of us really that thirsty??? I suppose the only way we can do that is to drink as much as we can, and then shove a hosepipe up our bums to compensate for the other 3-4 pints.
Anyway...thats my daily rant and i will have some more tomorrow, heaven knows theres always something funny happening in the world which we live
