Yes folks today is my lucky day, I have just been informed on the phone that I have won $5,000.00p.
Yes, that's right me, £5,000.00p
Hold on a minute I'm one of the worlds most unlucky people, how could I? After all, if I fell into a barrel of T*ts I'd come out sucking my thumb!
Good old Radio 9, just a minute I've never heard of Radio 9! Not only that but if they can pull my telphone number out of a hat to give me that sort of money surely they would be generous enough to give me the details WITHOUT me having to ring an 090
premium rate number?
Hmmm, I may be unlucky, but dumb I ain't, stupid I ain't, generous enough to give them £1.50p per minute? You can **** off, I think I'll just have a quick google, Oh, look what I've found, some-one is already discussing the very same piece of luck that I've just had:-
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread/t-19176.html
If they call you don't call them!
After all you can't afford to keep them & the calm room going can you?