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Old 04-05-2012, 22:04   #646
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Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
I once ate a clown, it tasted funny.
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Old 04-05-2012, 22:34   #647
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I once ate a clown, it tasted funny.
Was the flavour reminiscent of a night time beverage made from powdered chocolate?

If so, I think you just ate Cocoa the clown.
oops sorry, that's dark chocolate!
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Old 04-05-2012, 22:36   #648
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Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
Oh they aint mindless dave, They have been indoctrinated by descendants of the Gestapo n S.S.
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Old 04-05-2012, 22:39   #649
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Oh they aint mindless dave, They have been indoctrinated by descendants of the Gestapo n S.S.
So they didn't all disappear off to Brazil & Argentina ?
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Old 04-05-2012, 22:45   #650
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So they didn't all disappear off to Brazil & Argentina ?
Nah some U.S.A. n some U.K. At least those the Torys deemed worth keeping.
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:19   #651
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Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
Some of them can actually be seen in company with a higher authority, see below.
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:37   #652
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Some of them can actually be seen in company with a higher authority, see below.
Should that not be "higher intelligence" Sue ?
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:50   #653
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Should that not be "higher intelligence" Sue ?
Of course Dave, silly me... I bow to your higher... authority
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Old 05-05-2012, 14:12   #654
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Of course Dave, silly me... I bow to your higher... authority
No, no Sue, I am merely a footsoldier in our rage against the machines. Lets face, it your average Plastic plod, Traffic taliban or jobsworth aren't usually the sharpest tools in the toolbox, malicious, petty & vindictive yes, but not big on thinks.
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Old 05-05-2012, 20:40   #655
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Was the flavour reminiscent of a night time beverage made from powdered chocolate?

If so, I think you just ate Cocoa the clown.
oops sorry, that's dark chocolate!

It tasted of corks..........I think it was Korky the Clown
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Old 05-05-2012, 20:51   #656
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No, no Sue, I am merely a footsoldier in our rage against the machines. Lets face, it your average Plastic plod, Traffic taliban or jobsworth aren't usually the sharpest tools in the toolbox, malicious, petty & vindictive yes, but not big on thinks.
They're the same over here ... seem to have been modelled on Wodehouse's Constable Oates, who can barely muster the intellect to stand under a tree waiting for Gussie Fink-Nottle to come down.
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Old 05-05-2012, 22:10   #657
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They're the same over here ... seem to have been modelled on Wodehouse's Constable Oates, who can barely muster the intellect to stand under a tree waiting for Gussie Fink-Nottle to come down.
Please define a Gussie Fink-Nottle???
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Old 05-05-2012, 22:39   #658
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Please define a Gussie Fink-Nottle???
An upper class twit who collects newts, from "Jeeves and Wooster". He's the type that tories appoint as cabinet ministers in sensitive portfolios.
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:41   #659
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I've been stopping in Clayton since Friday. They are following me
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:54   #660
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Well yeh brought it on yerself mate,Stopping down yon.
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