Alcohol/Canal - Page 54

susie123 · 18-05-2012, 08:20

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Originally Posted by davemac

I know its a long shot, but I ordered the red one just to check out the theory, it should go with my tutu.

We need pics of that outfit!

heth · 18-05-2012, 10:49

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Ladies please, (in fact let me rephrase that) Lady & Heth (told you

) it's a damned dirty job, but someone has to do it. You could never comprehend the difficulty, anxiety & furtive shiftyness I've had use to gather this information.

heeheehee! Yeah you did say you will get me back but c'mon thought it would be better than that seen as your the best ass in the world?!

davemac · 18-05-2012, 16:00

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Originally Posted by susie123

Oooh goody - can I start looking for a hat?

Its going to be a nudist marriage, but hats and shoes are a must. If you could post pictures of your outfit we can then coordinate the guest list.

davemac · 18-05-2012, 16:01

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Originally Posted by susie123

We need pics of that outfit!

I've only just ordered it, so it will take time to arrive.

susie123 · 18-05-2012, 16:04

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Originally Posted by davemac

Its going to be a nudist marriage

Does Restless know that?

susie123 · 18-05-2012, 16:15

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Originally Posted by davemac

Its going to be a nudist marriage, but hats and shoes are a must. If you could post pictures of your outfit we can then coordinate the guest list.

Will you be going to Jamaica? Bit cold in Accy!

susie123 · 18-05-2012, 16:56

Here's a couple of male guests... and the chairs will have more clothes on than the guests!

davemac · 18-05-2012, 19:57

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Originally Posted by susie123

Does Restless know that?

It was his idea.

davemac · 18-05-2012, 20:00

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Originally Posted by susie123

Will you be going to Jamaica? Bit cold in Accy!

That sand can chaff in the wrong place.

DaveinGermany · 18-05-2012, 21:18

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Originally Posted by heth

heeheehee! Yeah you did say you will get me back but c'mon thought it would be better than that seen as your the best ass in the world?!

Just a gentle reminder, there will be others, as & when.

Restless · 18-05-2012, 23:33

And I thought the Fire extinguisher and the clone getting married was disturbing...

annesingleton · 19-05-2012, 18:18

To get back to very important matters I think I have something very important to report. I was outside work the other day having a cigarette and minding my own business when I noticed something resembling a cone in someone's window which was impersonating a flower vase. I then turned round to find something similar on the opposite street (I was on a corner). Does this mean that they have now started to infiltrate our homes and should I be concerned if one suddenly appears on my windowsill? I would appreciate advice from the experts as I am extremely concerned for my safety and the safety of my family.

susie123 · 19-05-2012, 19:08

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Originally Posted by annesingleton

To get back to very important matters I think I have something very important to report. I was outside work the other day having a cigarette and minding my own business when I noticed something resembling a cone in someone's window which was impersonating a flower vase. I then turned round to find something similar on the opposite street (I was on a corner). Does this mean that they have now started to infiltrate our homes and should I be concerned if one suddenly appears on my windowsill? I would appreciate advice from the experts as I am extremely concerned for my safety and the safety of my family.

The chief expert (davemac) wil probably want to know whether it was a cone or a clone. And the colour?

Mind you he's not been the same since that machine messed with his brain (post 763)...

annesingleton · 19-05-2012, 21:05

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Originally Posted by susie123

The chief expert (davemac) wil probably want to know whether it was a cone or a clone. And the colour?

Mind you he's not been the same since that machine messed with his brain (post 763)...

They were identical - both red cylindrical objects (may have been disguising their true shape) with a white stripe in the middle - one had white lilies coming out the top and the other had unidentifiable red flowers. I could take photos but don't want to be seen as loitering outside peoples front windows and also don't know how to upload - but I would appreciate our expert Davemacs opinion as to whether further investigation might be needed - by the way they were both in houses which are near to water!

davemac · 19-05-2012, 23:39

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Originally Posted by annesingleton

To get back to very important matters I think I have something very important to report. I was outside work the other day having a cigarette and minding my own business when I noticed something resembling a cone in someone's window which was impersonating a flower vase. I then turned round to find something similar on the opposite street (I was on a corner). Does this mean that they have now started to infiltrate our homes and should I be concerned if one suddenly appears on my windowsill? I would appreciate advice from the experts as I am extremely concerned for my safety and the safety of my family.

You will have to submit photos for a proper assessment to take place,but as the base is open to assist in mating I cannot see that they will have flowers in or be acting as a vase.

Traffic Clones, as opposed to Traffic Cones, thats Cones for traffic are unable to climb steps, or stairs, very similar to Daleks, (and are the same shape coincidently)

They are unable to negotiate obstacles, which gives us an advantage. The uploaded photo demonstrates this problem.
I await your report agent singleton, nanoo nanoo, mork, over and out, Ooh ere misses.