tinks and mthead's wedding night

chav1 · 10-08-2006, 14:14

mthead and tinks got married but couldnt afford a honeymoon, so they went back to mthead's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, mthead's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if mthead and tinks wereup yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are mtheadr and tinks up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." ; After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are mthead and tinks up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night mthead came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

accymel · 10-08-2006, 14:19

PMSL!!!!!! & heres me thinking that there was a rumour i didnt know about hehehehehehe

Just you wait chav when tinks sees that, she might have an idea where to stick the rest of that aeroplane glue lmfao!!!!

chav1 · 10-08-2006, 14:36

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Originally Posted by accymel

PMSL!!!!!! & heres me thinking that there was a rumour i didnt know about hehehehehehe

Just you wait chav when tinks sees that, she might have an idea where to stick the rest of that aeroplane glue lmfao!!!!

ive got it covered ..

the secret with superglue is to keep it moist to prevent it setting while you seek medical attention

best brush your teeth coz i may need your help

accymel · 10-08-2006, 14:42

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Originally Posted by chav1

ive got it covered ..

the secret with superglue is to keep it moist to prevent it setting while you seek medical attention

best brush your teeth coz i may need your help

I aint using my gob fer nowt specially not for superglued parts

Doug · 10-08-2006, 14:48

You going to the next accyweb night Chav? Just a suggestion, leave your bo**ocks at home, if you don't you'll need a surgeon, not super glue.

The very suggestion that tinks is a bit wooden and would need a tub of vasaline is way below the belt

Tinkerbelle · 10-08-2006, 14:59

LMFAO .... Just you wait !!

chav goes in the gents wearing a jacket with empty sleeves and stands at the urinal.

chav turns to Neil, who's taking a slash at the next urinal and says, "I wonder if you would be kind enough to assist me by unzipping me?"

Neil looks at the empty sleeves with pity and says, "Sure mate".

chav thanks him and then says "I wonder if maybe I could stretch your kindness a little more to assist me in getting it out?"

Neil looks dubious but thinks to himself that this man really needs his help and no-one will ever know, so assists him.

chav relieves himself with Neils assistance and as he finishes a pair of arms appear in the sleeves of his jacket.

Stunned, Neil stares at the mans hands and looks up. "Thanks so much," says the no longer empty sleeved chav, " I've had a rash down there for over a month so I'm not touching"

accymel · 10-08-2006, 14:59

oh dear boys i think a tinker slap might be coming

accymel · 10-08-2006, 15:00

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

LMFAO .... Just you wait !!

chav goes in the gents wearing a jacket with empty sleeves and stands at the urinal.

chav turns to Neil, who's taking a slash at the next urinal and says, "I wonder if you would be kind enough to assist me by unzipping me?"

Neil looks at the empty sleeves with pity and says, "Sure mate".

chav thanks him and then says "I wonder if maybe I could stretch your kindness a little more to assist me in getting it out?"

Neil looks dubious but thinks to himself that this man really needs his help and no-one will ever know, so assists him.

chav relieves himself with Neils assistance and as he finishes a pair of arms appear in the sleeves of his jacket.

Stunned, Neil stares at the mans hands and looks up. "Thanks so much," says the no longer empty sleeved chav, " I've had a rash down there for over a month so I'm not touching"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! thats soooo funny lmao

chav1 · 11-08-2006, 11:39

ok ok stop laughing folks show a little respect its all funny until somone gets hurt

accymel · 11-08-2006, 11:45

LMFAO!!!!!! Tho not as funny as yours & Neils hand of friensdship in the mens loos

SPUGGIE J · 11-08-2006, 13:07

ROFPMSL!!!!!.. Great to see some nice light humour around here.

Tinkerbelle · 11-08-2006, 15:03

Ohhhh LMFAO!!!

Now that is a good one .... credit were it's due

I'll be back!!!

Doug · 11-08-2006, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Ohhhh LMFAO!!!

Now that is a good one .... credit were it's due

I'll be back!!!

Don’t forget your ladder………….Tich.

Tinkerbelle · 11-08-2006, 17:48

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Originally Posted by Doug

Don’t forget your ladder………….Tich.

You can shut up aswell lol!

Three men were walking down the street and came to the Guiness Book of World Records building.

The first man said, "I bet I have the smallest hands". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!".

The second man said I bet I have the smallest feet". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest feet!".

The last man said, "I bet I have the smallest d*ck". He came out of the building and said, "Damn, do you know who chav is?"

accymel · 11-08-2006, 18:07

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats a comeback & a half tinks