Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

I hope the taxpayer won't be paying for this rubbish.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

What's civilised about calling someone a puftah, homophobe?

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

My sincere apologies. This was an incorrect posting.

I should have said Gilbert & George were a pair of 'Perverted Puffters'.

Happy now?

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

So not just a bully, but a bigot too. And ignorant. What else can I expect from that ****hole of a town, Accrington?

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

But I'm not in Accy...I'm in the East End, in London, just like your heroine, Ms. Winterston. Aye, I'm now a soft southern sophisto.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

I hope they take it directly out of your pocket.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

If they do, I'll go round and nick it back from Jeanettes shop.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

I'll be sure to visit you in prison.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

Is that where you are now? So how much longer have you to go?

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

One of them used to spy on me when I was sunbathing, when we were next door neighbours in Fournier St.

Which one wears the jam jar bottoms?

I'm not saying there was anything untowards happening. They probably just viewed me as some sort of inspirational muse.

:D

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

You probably ended up on one of their canvasses..your piccy is probably hanging on the wall in the Tate Modern right now.

Mind you, how anyone can call their stuff great art, god knows. I always work on the basis that good art is something that will look good hanging alongside my ducks, over the fireplace. If it does not do that, than forget it. And if it's a sculpture, how will it look alongside the garden gnomes?

Which reminds me - one of my gnomes looks just like you, or it would do if you had a beard. I got it from Woolys last year, when they had the closing down sale, so I don't know if you can get them elsewhere, but if you do see a 1ft tall, mooning gnome with a little red hat and blue pants round it's ankles, thats you.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

No, they only put renters in their photo-montages.

I was in a different league.

;)

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

That must have been before you were relegated.

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

Retired.

Before I 'retired'.

:D

Re: Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist
 

My guess would be, she has a mirror in every room.