Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

you are both going to get your bums burned

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

They found a private beach which had hunky gaurds on it. ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Granny keeps getting stuck in the sea just so hunky Pedro and Jose will come and rescue her ..... not that I blame her :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

i feel like shirley valentine....

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

The day is bright warm and sunny and the ladies of leisure are missing come to think of it where are Pedro and Jose??????

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

It may be bright and sunny but it aint that warm,its freezing outside,not exactly bikini weather for 'our ladies of leisure.':)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Oh I know, your right! Better put our sarongs on today Granny :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

sarong its bin gud to know ya

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

i know what come and look at my etchings mean... but i am not sure what Pedro's ..have you seen my lobster pots ?means... and jose's rather fond of tinks,s beach ball......

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

What could he possibly mean Granny .............. :rolleyz8:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

If your not careful tinks he will show you whats what lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Is that a promise acertun? :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

you know that promises are like pie crusts.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Are they ......... that's the best bit? :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

You are a fast little fairy. It must be the magic dust. achoo!!!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

You need a tissue? .......... :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

No thanks I will wipe it on your sleeve

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

My nose that is lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Just don't wipe it on my venetian blinds ...... acts like a cheese grater, or so I've been told :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

hello to you all sorry ive not been around for a while ive went off sight seeing and then i got lost! and i was rescued by some kind of handsome prince who took me away to his magical castle in the sky where we ate like kings and queens and the pigs were flying!

Then i woke up with a gob full of sand and i realised i had fell asleep on a secluded part of the beach i had sun stroke and i was delirious!!!!!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Oh dear thats a few days out of action mummiboo. Mind you though think of all the dreaming you can do without the mouth full of sand. :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Oh no don't worry i had a great time!!!!!!!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

This Prince Charming wasnt called Aurther was he?

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

:o Sorry Mummiboo, we didn't want to wake you, you looked so peaceful :)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

we saw you with that lovey tanned life guard ...

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

how come there are no lifeguardesses on this beach???

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

They cannot compete against Tinks.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

ive had enough i am ready for home... got lots of rock and prezzies

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Me too Granny ........ I've packed Pedro and Jose, let's go ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

im going to bring a flying pig home with me, you never know when it might be handy. My sun tans all itchy!! nope sorry thats the sand in my underwear!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Sandpaper paper pants ........ ouch! :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

oh you been there before too eh! so ya with me, you know how i feel. (scratch, scratch)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Could be worse ladie you could be coming home with somethting a lot worse like...........

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

A couple of pet crabs from the beach maybe???

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

i have now got a taste for exotic food...and i may start having a few pinacoladas at night....

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

ohh yes dont forget the little paper umbrella! and bendy straw.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

i have got a big supply....pedro gave them to me with a few bottles of plonk...

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

pinacolada's all round then!!! lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

They won't let you on the plane if your drunk ..... ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

saving it for home...i am as jober as a sudge......http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/party.gif
do you lke my tan?,,,hichttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/hippy.gif

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Sober as a judge? ......... Good, can you carry me then, I think I 've had one to many :drunk:

Love your tan by the way Granny,,, hic ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

why is there two of you tinks .i told you i am as jober as a sudge,, but i tell lies

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

im the last,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

You ladies are brack from holiday so now you have to behave. :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

una paloma blanca,,,,i'm just a bird in the sky ...

http://www.webdeveloper.com/animatio...s/flamingo.gifjust having a dip first...

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

horray nobody found my pet flamingo philip ....now where can i keep him....

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Bring it to Preston it would love it here its full of puddles!!!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Is that Prestons new claim to fame "the alternative lake district witout the strain of the climbs and a few more cafes and pubs." :p :eek: ;) :)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

:D I think you might just have something there!!!:D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

lol! Rainy dreary Preston .......... sorry Mummiboo but I don't miss it much ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Yes it's raining and has been for 2 days none stop, I have lived here all my 28 years. It's no wonder my hair looks the way it does if i don't use ghd's my hair shrivels up! lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Well better than the other option of shaving it all off and having a napper like a billiard ball. :o

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

do you mean like Janice.s in corrie..it was horrible

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

There's enough hair on my head to share with a couple more people it's that thick! It fall's out every day loads of it i should be bold really.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Dont knock it I aint enough to keep loosing it. :( Mind you saving money as there is no need to cut it as often. :)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

no i don't cut mine either!!!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

:eek: I lived there for about 12 month, that was more than long enough lol! ;) :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

That must have been a relief to Preston when you left T :eek: :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

I think what you meant to say there Spug was, Prestons loss is Accringtons gain ;) :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

I once spent a week in preston one Friday night .lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

do you remember derby school for partialy sighted children... it was in fulwood..one of my sons went there,it was a great school...:) mind you he's39 now

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

lol! That could have more than one meaning :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

trust you..........................

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

You know you can trust me Granny :)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

with my life...of course

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Are you talking about Tinks here? She will take care of anyone you like.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

I hope you wasn't being cheeky there Spug ;) I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time :rolleyes:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Meant as a compliment. :) I cant help it if you have a suspicious mind:(

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

lol!!! We know a song about that :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

there you go again,,asking me where ive been................I LOVE ELVIS

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Though I'm far from a fan, I like that one of Elvis's :)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

oooh elvis cant do any wrong ,,,,,,,,,,,,,THE KING LIVES ON

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

What is the the Elvis appreciation thread?? Am I in the right thread??? HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

There's nothing wrong with a bit of Elvis!

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Right i think i will close this thread..........................................in the next.............................................. .......................................12 months hehe

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Well that's it then there's only one sure winner that can talk that long!!

Tink's where you gone?

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

I'm here! :wave:

Only 12 month ...... I'm disappointed I could go on for years :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

you can't win Tinks because that spot is reserved for me and you always have a soft spot for me .lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

lol! OK that's true :)

Don't get jealous Granny, Mummiboo and Spug I got a soft spot for you's too :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Tinks keep your hands off Spuggies soft spot lol.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

:eek: OMG !!! I never touched it ........ it did that itself :eek:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

i thought he wanted thrilling not killing..lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

who what when why were how very very confused:confused: :confused: :confused:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Don' t worry Spuggie, im sure you will get there in the end.

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Hope so or I am going to spend many a year in therepy. :o

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Dont tell your therapist about your soft spot Spuggie lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

cracking up laughing....
seriously though .....do we all have a warped sense of humour or do we nead putting in straight jackets? you would think that i knew better at my age ..lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

All my jackets button up at the back Grannie and I have the I.Q. of a glass of water lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

First requisit for accy web is a warped sense of humour. Acertun if the buttons are up the back how do you go the thomas????

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

he has a colostomy bag.....

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Depends....lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

when I want to go for a leak Tinks likes to give me a hand lol

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

It saves money on calling out the plumber ;) :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Well I wont say how that looks from here apart from Tinks and a pipe wrench is a scary thought. :eek:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

:o Hmmmmm .... what's a pipe wrench ?

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

A handy/dangerous tool in the right/wrong hands :eek:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Have you got one that I can have a play with? ... I promise not to break anything :D

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

No sorry Tinks I dont but I do have vice grips which are a lot more fun. ;)

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Vice grips? Are they not something you use to hold a prostitute in place? :confused:

Re: NEW last person to reply to this post wins.
 

Great tools for in the house though they could be good in a S & M den. :D