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A apple a day keeps the doctor away. Thats okay if you like apples so what if you dont?????

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you can always suck a lemon....lol

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No thanks the drawing together of both sets of cheeks would be a tad uncomfortable.:eek::o

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which cheeks ? ;)

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Attic and basement. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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sorry dont quite get that

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Top set and bottom set of cheeks. :D

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I Might Settle For Sherbet Lemons...do They Still Sell Them?

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Not sure aint seen them for a while. Better of with lemonade (homemade of course)

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I'll have a Stella............:D

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Typical fellas reply i think if daddiboo had another baby girl he would call her stella!!:)

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Stella is quite a nice name.Better than some of the chav names Diamond white & Lynx....:) :)

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humm i suppose your right...lol

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and unless your daddy's rich who would like a name like Peaches,Brooklyn, trixybelle.or romeo etc..

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you just would'nt would you!!!!!!

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Them kind of names suit the kids of the rich as they live in cloud cookoo land with the fairies and elves.

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And have a very happy unbirthday tooooo http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/party.gif

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yeay what they said.....................

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I live in wonderland, do you want to come to my tea party.

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horay its party time :drunk: :balloon3: :balloon2: :balloon: :alc: :e19:
but keep your eye on the clock.. :e31: coz the white rabbits late again

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hummm drink we like drink, alot a very lot.

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One is a bit tempted providing its laced tea.

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Ok who has kidnapped Acertun? Tinks where have you hidden him? You will have to free him sooner or later.

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£2.000.000 up front first!

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Is he worth that much ??? :(

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I could tell you ....... but then I'd have to kill you ;) :Banane36:

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I'm a policeman. Where is he, cough up?

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;) Oh I love a man in uniform ........ only joking .... I'm sorry Officer ..... no please not the cuffs again Officer :eek:

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Actually young lady, I'm a woman. Take a look..................

and don't forget the cuffs...

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:eek: Well bu**er me .... so you are! :eek: I will now come along VERY quietly nice policelady :o




[Tinks] <<<< really hopes Rind doesn't see that post or she will never live it down !!!! :o

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Not so quiet when we get back to my place I hope ............

By the way, can I call you tink?

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:eek: OK OK OK! I said I was sorry for the gender mix up ...... now please stop you have me officially squirming in my seat!! :o lol!

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I thought a game of chess would be nice?

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I don't know how to play chess :D

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dolly parton is a good chess player lol

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I'd be happy to teach you .....

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Hello :)

Shh they think I kidnapped you

There's a reward for your return £2.000.00 up to now, we could be on to a nice lil earner here :D

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Well, don't shout about it. I'm happy to be here.

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Stop bouncing around Phyl

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I will share the Reward with you Tinks Where can I hide???/

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Well I can't suggest hiding in Phyls top ..... there's no room is there! :eek: :D

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No that would bend my ears flat

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PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll have an answer in a min when I've stopped laughing !!! I like that one PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

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No I am not hiding under Spuggies kilt

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I hope that you atre wearing wellies Tinks

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OMG PMSL!!! Dare I ask ........... why?

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Clouds on legs come to mind. :D

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Should hope not as that would start a real gossiping session on here. :o

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Spuggie you dirty boy ....... with you, why does that not surprie me! :D

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You tell me please because I aint a clue. :confused: :confused: :confused:

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right i am back.... to stop all shannanigins ... all go and have a cold shower ....NOW

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We is behaving honest.:o

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Its that Tinks Grannie. She Leads me on honest. I am as pure as the driven snow lol

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By the way Grannie why do you want us all to shower together? Have you got a dark secret lol

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;) Now what gives you that idea. ;)

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I hope that it don't involve handcuffs and a bullwhip. I don't think that Tinks is into thet lol

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Better watch out she can get very mad.

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It's O.K. Spuggie she thinks that I am non compus mentis anyway lol

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_18.gif eerrmm i nead a lie down,,i cant cope with you lot....





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb066&pp=ZS

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C'mon Grannie we aint that bad are we. Just rumbunctious lol

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SEE,,,now your swearing at me......lol

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I only swear when it slips out Grannie lol

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as the art mistress said to the gardener...

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See you are getting to be as bad as Tinks and Spuggie lol
I am being corrupted by you lot over there lem

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oh dear i will go and wash my mouth out with soap and water...... YES i blame them too..........

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I'll have a rye and coke

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I will take an appointment with a shrink as I am corrupting people on this site. :o In the mean time I will try and behave (hard one that) so not to corrupt anymore innocent peeps. ;)

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What are you having shrunk Spuggie lol

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:eek: YOUR BEING CORRUPTED!

My mummy says that accyweb is a bad influence on me and that acertun and Spuggie are the naughtiest! :rolleyes:

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I am not naughty relly. Just like a pencil I'm easily lead

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My aim in life is to corrupt as many people as possible especially fairies. As Tinks is the first fairy I have corrupted I just need to find the rest. :p

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Watch out Spuggie or Tinks will stick her magic wand up your trouser leg and that pointed bit will bring tears to your eyes lol

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Providing its only the trouser leg. :o And which wand:confused:

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:D Would I do something like that? :D

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Yes if you could get one of those cacti from Arizona the long straight ones with loads of evil spines. :eek: ;) :)

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I think somebodys got a cacti phobia ;)

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Well every time Whyle Cyote or Scooby Doo end up in one they spend ages removing the spines. Looks too painful fo little ol me and I hate needles.
:D

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morning!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think its getting close to the time this thread was closed what do you think?

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i think right about now dad nobody else is watching so go for it i will pay ya later. lol

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That would upset Granny Tinks and Acurtun.
:(

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SHOCK HORROR...
YOU CANT DO THAT ....
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_6.gifWell maybe if nobody else was looking....and i was last.......

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Of course he can do it, He can do anything he likes!!!!

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You can't close it until I have won. But don't tell Tinks. She hates to lose. Spuggie wouldn't mind . He Knows I am the better man and it woud be Character building for him lol

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i bet he wont close it until it reaches 100 pages.

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As long as I win he can keep it open till doomsday lol

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Me I am in for the fun of it thats all.

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Don't believe him . He's here for the beer

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Winning is not every thing nor is beer. Would find a good cause for the winnings.

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Spoken like a guy whom is in second place Spuggie. I still like the refreshing feeling of winning. It never gets to feeling jaded

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What's happened to Tinks ?? Has she gone into exile or joined a convent of nuns??

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i dunno but i do know shes not winning!!!
I am:)

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I think that she is just waiting to make a dramatic entrance and stick it to all of us lol

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Tinks will come up the home straight as if by magic and win. :D

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She can't win by magic. You have her wand stuck up your trouser leg lol

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Did someone call my name :D

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Not sure we were looking for a fairy godmother.

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Tough! You can make do with me :)

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Blast I thought I was getting Reese Witherspoon. :(