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Why? ......... you just know i need that explaining ...... in detail ;) lol!!!

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Lets say they make great nut crackers and leave the rest for an area I wont get shot for. :o

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:idunno: Sorry! Me no understand! .... One of the downfalls of living a sheltered life I'm afraid :rolleyz8:

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:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: am i missing something here :engsmil:

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Just discussing tools granny. ;)

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http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/thinkerg.gifO.K.i wont persue the matter..http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/thinkerg.gif.....ermm wonder if jeeves knows what a S & M den is??http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/thinkerg.gif

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Spuggie you're Nuts. lol

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Better your's than mine I say lol

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We could always do an accyweb version of 'Nutcracker' ....... :D

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I am definately not playing the lead part

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You big girls blouse! ;)

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I can't wear the tights I sound funny

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Your just shy ;) ........ you can always use a sock :D

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You telling me to put a sock in it lol

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Not 'telling' ..... just making a 'polite suggestion' :D

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Its not nice to mock the afflicted lol

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Who's mocking? ............ (chuckle chuckle :laugh8: )

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Keep your hands off my tutu

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Only if you do a little pirouette again for me! :D

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Do you notice Iam not using my feet lol

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you know what they say about boys who like to be fairies

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OMG PMSL!!!!!!!

You can spin on your head :D

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Near enuf lol

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sounds like peterpan and wendy..........................

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They grow up to be Mikael Baryshnikov

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Acertun was a little Billie Elliot :)

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No I'm more of a Billy goat

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Watch out for trolls under the bridge when u go trip-trapping over ;)

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Did you leave yours there lol

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Shhhh :o I am in negotiation with the trolls to get them back .... I've offered to trade them an acertun ;)

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And Grannie said that you didn't wear them tee hee

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oh Troll's i used to think they were dead cute with their hair all long and fluffy and different colours, cute, cute, cute.

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It was on Grannys recommendation I don't ;)

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Obviously we are talking about different trolls. lol

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The ones I am talking about are lacey and made of materiallol

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But your material ones still have long fluffy funny coloured hair hanging over the top :D

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Trolls in the male venacular are ladies briefs lol

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Roll up roll up for underware education. :D

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OMG PMSL!!! I think I know what you mean there!

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You must feel the draught Tinks lol

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Just because its Sunday and i couldnt get to work (all say aahhhh) dosnt mean I aint on form well on something anyway. :eek:

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It is very cold and I've got chapped lips :(

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Will not type what came to mind with that last statement T.

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Do you want some Chapstick Tinks ?

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Nope a hotwater bottle. :D

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What would people think if I ran up and took away some poor little old chapstick!! :eek:

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They would be seriously wouried about you and which poor so and so you were going to clobber with it. Well thats if you meant his walking stick. :eek:

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Don't burn your bum lol

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Aint gonna burn my bum just have it kicked black and blue by Tinks. :o

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Or singe my fringe !! :o

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Better get it trimmed pronto.

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Can't find the shears :o

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Get the sizzors out but BE CAREFUL accidents can happen. ;)

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My eyes are watering at the thought!!! :eek:

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Better get a mop and bucket then. :o Either that or a large wet patch will appear at your feet. :o

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RIGHT!!!! It was a :cursing: accident!!! :o

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I believe you honest :flower: :notworthy

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So don't mention it again OK! :thumbsup:

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Yes Miss T I wont mention it again. :D ;)

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Morning All Wakey Wakey Rise And Shine Its A Lovely Day Out. :d

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yeah where you are maybe! i think it's bloody cold wet and miserable out there!

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Yep have to agree with Mummiboo ..... the weather is YUK! :(

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Spring starts next Monday so look on the bright side

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I Will Be Glad When Spring Has Sprung.....

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The only thing that is sprung is a leak. :D

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So much for me being cheery today. :( I take it the snow aint going down there then?

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That sure did make me smile :) Thankyou acertun

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anything for you Tinks.

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I was checking the Blackpool Tower Webcam Grannie and it looks like a really rotten weather day in that part of the world.

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:D Anything!

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theres no snow acertun,,its all gone....but its been raining all day,and freezing cold....:engsmil:

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After yesterday how about this greeting?


Welcome to another day of rain sleet snow hail cold wind and loads of misery. Hope the day goes bad and that being cheery is not on the agenda.

:p

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Hi guys

:( I'm cold, miserable! I nearly slipped on my booty 3 times just getting to the car in all the ice! I didn't even want to get out of nice warm,cosy bed in the first place! No doubt the day will get even worse!! :(

Is that a miserable enough greeting Spug? ;)

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Im freezing the heating in the back room is rubbish! i have got my coat on and i think i need to get my gloves on just one of my hands is freezing cold from holding the mouse!! i think i can feel a coffee coming on.

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Oh yes and tinks at least you can drive i have to walk for 1/2 an hour to get the kids to school and get back home. bbbbbrrrrrrrrr..

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Since its that bad maybe there is money to be made from thermal aids. ;)

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8.5/10 because of the car. Booty bashing dont count.

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gas prices have rocketed

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Dont forget the whisky in the coffee.

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If we must as long as it warms me!!!!!

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:( Only 8.5 ....... you tight git!

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The car has a heater so you lost a point. If it did not work then you would gain a point.

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GOOD MORNING ALL.....
BEWHARE THE HYDES OF MARCH:engsmil:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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what is a hydes march granny? oh and good morning dear.

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i am not sure..i think it was something to do with julias ceaser being murdered....i think its supposed to be like friday the thirteenth...

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oh and its always on the 15th of march... lol

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Does that mean that April first will fall on the fourth of July Grannie lol

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ooohhhh you are awfal,,but i like you ,,,,,,,,,THUMP

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That's bound to leave a scar Grannie. Just glad that you don't own a gun lol

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Shall I erect a ring and start selling beer and confection ...... can I be one of those girls that hold the cards up ? please!!!!! :D

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http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/firemad.gifright where is he,,,,,

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You looking for Spuggie Grannie ?///

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Glad to see you Tinks. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on lol

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:eek: Have I been forgetting to close my curtains again! You shouldn't be looking ;) :D

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want to see photos lol

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:eek: I'm photo phobic!!

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Smile please....

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and I thought that you would show your Bum in the CO OP window lol

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:o That was an accident!!! How did I know my pants were going to fall down in the window ??