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Old 04-04-2005, 20:22   #721
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a boozer who had a big belly
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Old 04-04-2005, 20:24   #722
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was partial to the odd vodka jelly
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Old 04-04-2005, 20:26   #723
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a boozer who had a big belly
was partial to the odd vodka jelly
sat on her a*** in front of the telly
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Old 04-04-2005, 21:02   #724
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]a boozer who had a big belly
was partial to the odd vodka jelly
his wife was as bad
she was smoking a fag


sat on her a*** in front of the telly/


sorry doug i sqeezed it between your line .....
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Old 04-04-2005, 21:05   #725
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]a boozer who had a big belly
was partial to the odd vodka jelly
his wife was as bad
she was smoking a fag
sat on her a*** in front of the telly.


sorry doug i sqeezed it between your line .....
No problem grannyclaret........nothing like a nice sqeeze......
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Old 05-04-2005, 22:16   #726
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A vicar from Dibley was she
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Old 05-04-2005, 22:27   #727
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A vicar from Dibley was she
who like to come for tea
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:25   #728
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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:01   #729
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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,
her thoughts filled with mallice
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Old 06-04-2005, 13:41   #730
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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,
her thoughts filled with mallice,
as she scalded the poor girls knee.



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There was a young lady from Kent,
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Old 06-04-2005, 14:01   #731
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There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,
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Old 06-04-2005, 17:28   #732
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she looked at the boys and girls
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Old 06-04-2005, 17:30   #733
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There was a young lady from Kent,

who thought that she may be bent

She looked at the boys and girls
considered the muscles or pearls?

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Old 06-04-2005, 17:31   #734
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There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,
she looked at the boys and girls
Whilst playing with her curls
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Old 06-04-2005, 19:08   #735
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[QUOTE=Doug]There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,
she looked at the boys and girls
Whilst playing with her curls
and winked at the lass with the tent
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