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19-04-2005, 17:42
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
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[QUOTE=JohnW]
A film star was taking a bath, With an extra, just for a laugh, The suds started to melt, And her boobs then got 'felt', that will teach her to mess with a taff
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19-04-2005, 21:07
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I always seem to look at the thread when it's someone's turn to start a Limerick
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I was under the misaprehension that the person who completed the last one had to start the new one.
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
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19-04-2005, 22:29
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
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20-04-2005, 12:40
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny that her mind would go blank when she went to the bank
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny that her mind would go blank when she went to the bank To draw money to pay for the nanny. There once was a scouser called Kit, |
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit but try as she might, she couldn't get it right
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who's desire was to learn how to knit but try as she might, she couldn't get it right In fact the whole thing looked like sh*t! When Janet and Granny went out, Last edited by JohnW; 20-04-2005 at 15:00. |
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At the pub, there was always a rout
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout
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When Janet and Granny went out,
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