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jaysay 24-03-2008 09:58

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 550908)
Sorry to burst your bubble but not all men are liars. You are not looking in the right place;)

Thank you Bernie, I know not all men are saints, but the older you get more you mellow, I always open the door for a lady, always walk on the outside, well for fifteen yards that is:D, always lift the toilet seat and put it down again, always gave my seat up on a crowded bus for a lady, and whats most important always said thank you afterwards;):D

blazey 24-03-2008 11:48

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 550906)
That's a nice attitude to have after we helped you out.
I hope next to you ask for help you don't mind when we tell you to "get to ****"

Well it's her personal business isn't it? All I wanted to know was were should could go to get an item, not a big discussion about how rubbish her man is. What's it to do with me or anyone else what he or she is like? It's THEIR business.

blazey 24-03-2008 11:50

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I know all men aren't liars :p I had a perfectly good one myself until the other week.

derekgas 24-03-2008 11:55

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Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551043)
I know all men aren't liars :p I had a perfectly good one myself until the other week.

I am sure you will find another too, you are young and intelligent, shouldnt be too difficult, unless he hears you coming first, lol :p

blazey 24-03-2008 12:06

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Originally Posted by derekgas (Post 551045)
I am sure you will find another too, you are young and intelligent, shouldnt be too difficult, unless he hears you coming first, lol :p

Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego. I'll wait til I get home and find myself a nice working class boy instead haha

Neil 24-03-2008 15:09

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Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551051)
Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego.

I like intelligent women. To be more accurate I hate thick women, I can't do with them at all.

Don't get excited though you can't have me, I like my women to have certain assets that you don't have ;)

Oh yes and I am married :D

lancsdave 24-03-2008 15:13

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Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551051)
Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego.

Did you google that or find it in a text book. I would love to know how you come to that conclusion :)

panther 24-03-2008 15:17

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Some men are liars, Some are not.
Some try to be liars but arnt very good at it:D

BUT then again women can be liars too;), so really we are all equal:p

my man trys to lie, but hes useless, i can read him like a book:D

Neil 24-03-2008 15:28

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I confessed at the meet that I tell lies to women, and before you ask, no your bum does not look big in those jeans/skirt/dress (delete as appropriate) ;)

derekgas 24-03-2008 15:46

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 551228)
I confessed at the meet that I tell lies to women, and before you ask, no your bum does not look big in those jeans/skirt/dress (delete as appropriate) ;)

I might have to rethink my bring back the death penalty thoughts!!

Lilly 24-03-2008 16:02

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 551215)
I like intelligent women. To be more accurate I hate thick women, I can't do with them at all.

Don't get excited though you can't have me, I like my women to have certain assets that you don't have ;)

Oh yes and I am married :D

Maybe Blazey likes her fellas to have certain assets that you don't have. ;)

Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old? :rolleyes::D

glasgow guy 24-03-2008 17:13

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Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 551274)
Maybe Blazey likes her fellas to have certain assets that you don't have. ;)

Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old? :rolleyes::D


I reckon if I was single I could..but I wouldnt want to as I have nothing in common with your average 19 year old so therefore the conversation would be done before the first drink was finished:D.. - no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's

panther 24-03-2008 17:17

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Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551298)
I reckon if I was single I could.... no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's

so ya would prefer ya women in their 20's then?
not a 30 something?:rolleyes:

as for pulling blazey......yeh right....LOL, unless she prefers them in their 30's, which i very much doubt,:p....unless you was only talking about any 19 year old:rolleyes:

emamum 24-03-2008 17:18

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Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551298)
I reckon if I was single I could..but I wouldnt want to as I have nothing in common with your average 19 year old so therefore the conversation would be done before the first drink was finished:D.. - no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's

is that an offer?

Are you having second thoughts about my proposal? :D

blazey 24-03-2008 20:14

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I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:
  • At least 6ft tall
  • Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
  • Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
  • Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice
  • Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
  • Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
  • On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
  • Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
  • He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
  • Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
  • Must have ambition
  • Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
  • Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
  • Therefore MUST be hairy
  • Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
  • Must have similar music taste - no chav music
  • Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
  • MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady
I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA


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