Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
• Must have ambition
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
• Therefore MUST be hairy
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
• Must have ambition
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
• Therefore MUST be hairy
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 551405)

It doesn't mention flash car so will a bus pass do ? :cool:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 551410)

Blazey doesn't want anyone over 30 so they shouldn't have a bus pass. :p

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 551416)

Disabled people have them

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551393)

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way :p

Ideal man:

• At least 6ft tall - 6'1
• Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria - dark hair
• Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet - I know how to move
• Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers :) soft is nice - I keep myself fit and not overweight...
• Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets - another box ticked
• Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man - yet another ticked
• On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too - jeez this is easy..
• Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day. sorted
• He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it. I know how respect a woman
• Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says. couldnt be bothered in trying too
• Must have ambition - yep plenty of that
• Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count - another box ticked
• Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed - fair play there...
• Therefore MUST be hairy - this is too easy...
• Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no - hmm normal length hair for a guy
• Must have similar music taste - no chav music - cant stand chav crap...
• Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met) - ho hum...
• MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy ladyeasy peasy...

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+. -



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551437)

I tick all of those apart from the hair thing... I dont have long hair....just normal bloke length...get your coat blazey - you've pulled !

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551441)

You do realise that you have to prove some of those. So no I haven't :p you could be really ugly for all I know :p

Originally Posted by glasgow guy (Post 551447)

yeah but I know I aint too bad...wanna pic ?... trade if you want to..:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by blazey (Post 551458)

i was thinking more about the dancing thing :p