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cashman 21-04-2009 18:23

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 706680)
MANCIE...if this goes into the over 18's i'm blaming you for leading these men astray ;)

fear not shaz, being a vicars son, i would never be led astray.:D;)

Eric 21-04-2009 18:46

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 706440)
Shag is another name for a cormorant:)

The cormorant, or common shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of wandering bears will come with buns,
And steal the bags to keep the crumbs.

Or so thinks Ogden Nash.:D

Eric 21-04-2009 18:58

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 706680)
MANCIE...if this goes into the over 18's i'm blaming you for leading these men astray ;)

Before it gets moved to a place I'm not allowed .... next time you go where you may see this verminous shag (or cormorant), leave your camera at home and take your shotgun .... kill it .... these birds are pests. We have thousands around here ... it's open season ... shoot on sight:uzi:

Eric 21-04-2009 19:31

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Oops ... missed a couple of lines out of the poem ... should know better than to use my brain when I'm stoned:

Here we go again; ahem:

The cormorant, or common shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason you will see, no doubt,
It is to keep the light'ning out .... etc

Now, that makes more nonesense ...

katex 21-04-2009 20:34

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 706701)
Before it gets moved to a place I'm not allowed .... next time you go where you may see this verminous shag (or cormorant), leave your camera at home and take your shotgun .... kill it .... these birds are pests. We have thousands around here ... it's open season ... shoot on sight:uzi:

Unlike you Canadian 'cousins' .. here in the U.K. we leave the culling of vermin to professionals who will do it in a humane manner, not some idiots out at the weekend taking wild, amateur pop shots with loaded dangerous weapons at these beautiful birds .... :mad:

Retlaw 21-04-2009 20:54

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Originally Posted by yerself (Post 706609)
The world as viewed through cashman's beer goggles.:D

http://www.tjhope.com/stuff/picture_...eergoggles.jpg


Thats what hapens when you go to Specsavers.
Whales look like Mermaids.
Retlaw.
:hidewall:

Royboy39 21-04-2009 21:10

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 706748)
Thats what hapens when you go to Specsavers.
Whales look like Mermaids.
Retlaw.
:hidewall:

I will pass that on to my daughter who is the practice manager at Specsavers in Blackburn..
I dont think the brick wall will save you. :rolleyes:

jaysay 22-04-2009 10:52

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Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 706758)
I will pass that on to my daughter who is the practice manager at Specsavers in Blackburn..
I dont think the brick wall will save you. :rolleyes:

There's a new TV ad for Specsavers running at the moment Roy, it shows an old couple out for the day and they sit down for a butty, then all of a sudden these bars come down and clamp them to the seat, there on the blood roller coaster:D as they walk away after the bloke say what kind of these was that:D The fun thing about it is that my other half was asked if she would do the ad and her answer was, when she found out it was on a roller coast, not bloody likely:D

Eric 22-04-2009 18:19

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 706742)
Unlike you Canadian 'cousins' .. here in the U.K. we leave the culling of vermin to professionals who will do it in a humane manner, not some idiots out at the weekend taking wild, amateur pop shots with loaded dangerous weapons at these beautiful birds .... :mad:

Humane! ... yeh, like miximytosis, remember that? ... ah well, one person's beautiful bird is another man's destructive pest ... there is no danger of these things becoming an endangered species ... not here anyhow. If you would like a few thousand let us know .... could throw in a few hundred baby harp seals too.:eek:

Neil 22-04-2009 19:37

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 706685)
fear not shaz, being a vicars son, i would never be led astray.:D;)

What have lead ashtray's got to do with anything :confused:

Eric 22-04-2009 19:42

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 706997)
What have lead ashtray's got to do with anything :confused:

Careful bud, you are slurring your words ... ;)

Mancie 22-04-2009 20:13

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 706685)
fear not shaz, being a vicars son, i would never be led astray.:D;)

ah..so it was not you spotted hangin around down the cut last night with a bag of sprats lookin for a shag ...oops I mean comorant? ..:D

Eric 22-04-2009 21:10

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 707014)
ah..so it was not you spotted hangin around down the cut last night with a bag of sprats lookin for a shag ...oops I mean comorant? ..:D

Over here, when spring comes around, you see a lot of young guys in the parks shagging flies:eek: (Translation available on request).

flashy 22-04-2009 21:13

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 707040)
Over here, when spring comes around, you see a lot of young guys in the parks shagging flies:eek: (Translation available on request).


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:eek:

Mancie 22-04-2009 21:25

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 707040)
Over here, when spring comes around, you see a lot of young guys in the parks shagging flies:eek: (Translation available on request).

:D Canadians are weirdos!


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