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slinky 28-05-2005 11:26

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Iwould like a 600lb bomb put under all there ass...s and pressed on the moment of impact, blow the shower of sh..t right back to where they belong what is the world comming to
to watch this shower of sh...t?

It beats watching ABI TITLESS trying to get it on with everyone on celebrity SPAZ island.
God they are a bunch of d'''ks, at least these are mr no-bodies which is far funnier than watching jumped up, snotty nosed celebs

cashman 28-05-2005 11:53

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Originally Posted by slinky

It beats watching ABI TITLESS trying to get it on with everyone on celebrity SPAZ island.
God they are a bunch of d'''ks, at least these are mr no-bodies which is far funnier than watching jumped up, snotty nosed celebs

agree with that slinks,b
ut as its all crap i'll pass lol.

Tinkerbelle 28-05-2005 13:34

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Anybody recognise themselves in there?

Mary = Tinks?
Lesley = Slinky?
Garinda = Roberto?

Dougy you forgot to mention that you are on too :D your the lil voyeur gnome peeping at the back of the garden. They would recognise you if you turned round!

Doug 28-05-2005 13:43

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Dougy you forgot to mention that you are on too :D your the lil voyeur gnome sat at the back of the garden

Bitch... It's Doug the voyeur gnome. you can't get the staff these day's

Tinkerbelle 28-05-2005 13:47

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Bitch...


or witch.................. YOU DECIDE :D

Doug 28-05-2005 13:56

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or witch.................. YOU DECIDE :D

Mary, Mary demented fairy, how does your garden grow.

Your not a witch, just a Bitch, isn’t that so…….. :p

garinda 28-05-2005 14:03

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Thats four of us as look-a-likees then, any more suggestions for other BB- Accy Webbers seperated at birth matches?

Slapper Dapper could be............

Tinkerbelle 28-05-2005 14:14

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Dougy Dougy, don't be mad,
being a lil voyeur gnome ain't that sad,
it's what your doing with your back to the camera,
now that's BAD! :D

Doug 28-05-2005 14:21

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
Dougy Dougy, don't be mad,
being a lil voyeur gnome ain't that sad,
it's what your doing with your back to the camera,
now that's BAD! :D

Hot steaming p*** dear, that what I'm doing.

I’m not a left hander, never been a *anker

Nor do I pander for the eye of garinda.

More like the charms of your better looking sister………Blessed be BITCH.

garinda 28-05-2005 14:29

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Hot steaming p*** dear, that what I'm doing.

I’m not a left hander, never been a *anker

Nor do I pander for the eye of garinda.

More like the charms of your better looking sister………Blessed be BITCH.

How dare you try and rhyme me with pander, naughty man that is slander.

Do it again and you'll get a back hander!

Tinkerbelle 28-05-2005 14:34

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………Blessed be BITCH.

When in Rome, slap your Gnome,
if he's peepin', get him weepin'.


Doug 28-05-2005 14:46

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Originally Posted by garinda
How dare you try and rhyme me with pander, naughty man that is slander.

Do it again and you'll get a back hander!

Better that than a Panda,

Hot and cuddly china bear,

Not many left and none to spare……

Slander? Now I’ve never been there……

And for a back hander I don’t really care…..

If I offend you over there

I’ll kiss it better, Oh no not there.

slinky 28-05-2005 14:46

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Dont pick on the gnome, it is a shame
It aint his fault his d'''ks gone lame,
He is all alone and out in the cold
Didn't you know its gone soft cos he's old.

Doug 28-05-2005 14:49

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Originally Posted by slinky
Dont pick on the gnome, it is a shame
It aint his fault his d'''ks gone lame,
He is all alone and out in the cold
Didn't you know its gone soft cos he's old.

Kiss my wand Bitch.....make it strong
I might be a gnome but its very long
I swing it left, I swing it right
I'll keep you up all of the night...........

garinda 28-05-2005 14:53

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I thought the Gnome held a little rod?

Oh my God, the dirty sod!!!!!!!!!!!!


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