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By erection l only meant, the little rod he holds 'n' is bent.

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Doug's Wishful thinking,
but I have an inckling,
sore nads will be coming your way,
before the end of the day!

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Pot of gold,
or silver jizz,
it's not enuff,
what a swizz!

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At least I won't have too sleep with Lesley, old trout.

Always whipping her T**s out,

Between the hears she has now't

Alas her garden, is nothing to shout about,

The odd bush, nibbled, but never talked about……

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You're all so rude from what l've read, this is supposed to be a serious thread.

Its pullin' this, jizzin; that.

Where's my coat, l've got my hat?

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Don't forget your nads. Tinks will sell them in the classified Ads.

Don't you think these sister crude.
Being on bb in the nude.
Rubbing up gnomes
for their pots of Gold.
taking the p*** out of the old.
making Doug sit in the cold
only his fishing rod to hold.

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Doug you disgrace,
us sisters are ace,
your rod is so old,
it's growing green mould.

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Bitch..............................
Yeah, but you love it. :p

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There was an old man called Doug,
Always posting and acting so smug
He went down a ditch,
with slinky the bitch,
and now all he can do is tug.:eek: :eek:

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Can I enrol in the poetry society but don't want no impropriety. Big Brother sucks but don,t know whose. It's hard to choose, but all who watch lose.

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Haven't watched any of it. Think it's dross...:D

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Nice one Mthead............Love it. lol :D

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BB......unmitigated bilge!

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never ever watched it what a waste of tv space:p

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OK people.. as much as i like to see Doug being slated for being the dirty old perv that he is, i must ask you all to be carefull and bare in mind that that this is a family site, so please think carefully before you type, it could be your kids reading this filth one day:D Or of course it could be someone's loved one,!!!! but that wouldn't happen here i'm sure;)