What would Jesus Eat? Ohh Puh-lease!
You will excuse me bringing yet another Times article to your attention. This is too funny not to share...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...662267,00.html ...or it would be if it were not true. |
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the only thing i am pretty sure jesus wouldnt eat is malteesers because they would keep falling through his hands before he could get them to his mouth :)
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think he'd give Mcdonalds a miss lol
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I thought he didn't eat much meat? McDonalds wouldn't be problem then would it?
Let's face it folks, the fad diets have just about been done to death. Somebody had to come up with a new slant before long. |
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Eat like Jesus? Didn't he go into the desert and fast for 40 days and 40 nights? Now that's what I call a diet. :D
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Good God is nothing sacred in the land of the free? I love the bit at the end where there’s an attempt to differentiate between a kosher Jewish diet and the Jesus diet. It appears also to be an attempt to reclaim Jesus as a Jew, which he obviously was of course….I understood the Bible to be a multi faith book reflecting a Capricornia of eastern religions which like our own pre Christian Pagan/Celtic religion was adopted and adapted by Roman. Oh dear, say no to the pork, but pass us a sheep’s eye ball and a few nuts please………..lol
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If we're being strictly Biblical with this Jesus diet then pork wouldn't be banned.
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Sorry Willow, but pig is an unclean animal in the jews eyes so pork is deffo off the diet. It comes under animals with a cleft or split foot, which rendered it unclean under the Mosaic law.
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I can't believe that year after year so-called sensible people fall for faddy diet after faddy diet. The people who invent these diets, start clubs based on them and earn millions of quid publishing and selling their books really must see us coming.
Dieting is really very simple. There's no gimmick involved. All you need to do is eat a healthy balanced diet and expend more energy than you consume.. There you go.......I told you that for free...:D |
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whattttttttttt jesus never tried a bacon butt???:eek:
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So I reckon if the Lord was saying it was OK for Peter to eat anything whether or not the Jews called it clean or unclean because he had come to supercede the Mosaic law, then he probably wasn't averse to a bit of pork himself. I know it was meant to be symbolic. |
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jesus saves,but so does brad freidal only better lol
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This means that, in order to lose weight as Jesus lost weight, I will have to actually eat more than I currently do
I fully agree with this comment. I dont eat breakfast or dinner. I only eat once a day, usually about 9pm :eek: |
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