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chav1

14-09-2005 20:27

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[QUOTE=Acrylic-bob]I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him :D

grego

14-09-2005 20:27

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Not keen on dead cat fuel, think the piccis are funny though!

entwisi

14-09-2005 20:36

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Are you sure they didn't just read this page?

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

SPUGGIE J

14-09-2005 20:40

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[QUOTE=chav1]

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him :D

He could be using him in a throwing contest instead of an unfortunate moggy:D

Bazf	14-09-2005 21:00

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Originally Posted by garinda

Yes popular bog reading for Yuppies.

Oh no Acidic-bab, please say you weren't?:eek:

101 use for dead cats.

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grannyclaret

14-09-2005 22:22

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Originally Posted by chav1

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him :D

LAST SEEN IN THE PICK ANDMIX IN WOOLIES http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_1.gif

WillowTheWhisp

14-09-2005 22:33

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Originally Posted by entwisi

Are you sure they didn't just read this page?

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

Maybe someone could invent a recipe for pigeon petrol and we could kill two birds with one stone and rid the town centre of bird poop.

garinda

14-09-2005 23:46

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Maybe someone could invent a recipe for pigeon petrol and we could kill two birds with one stone and rid the town centre of bird poop.

Is a cat's life worth more than a bird's?

staggeringman

15-09-2005 00:14

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slow down there gary .......cats have nine lives thery are luckythats why they can run cars on them, and willow i woyuld rather hear a bird sing rather than a CAT meeow!

WillowTheWhisp

15-09-2005 07:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

Is a cat's life worth more than a bird's?

Pigeons are classed as vermin in town centres. Most councils are trying to dispose of them.

Bit of a contrast to the little old lady on the steps of St. Pauls selling bird food at "Tuppence a Bag" but that's progress for you.

WillowTheWhisp

15-09-2005 07:45

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Originally Posted by staggeringman

slow down there gary .......cats have nine lives thery are luckythats why they can run cars on them, and willow i woyuld rather hear a bird sing rather than a CAT meeow!

Do pigeons sing? I thought they cooed.

Tweety birds in trees are a different thing, even cooing pigeons in trees are quite nice. Just the pooping on public buildings which causes a problem.

SPUGGIE J

15-09-2005 07:58

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When it comes to pigeons give me a Wood Pigeon and as for a cat I would settle for a Jaguar. As for the people pooper ones in the town get a Harris Hawk of Buzzard, failing that a shotgun. :D

lettie

15-09-2005 07:58

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I am a cat lover and the dead cat petrol does sound a bit offensive but............ If the cats are already dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...:D

SPUGGIE J

15-09-2005 08:01

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Bury them in the back garden they will freshen the soil a bit. Burning cat fuel would proberly stink worse than a sewer.:rolleyes:

Neil	15-09-2005 08:21

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Originally Posted by lettie

... If the cats are already dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...:D

Does it work with dead people. After all if the people are dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...:D

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