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lettie

15-09-2005 10:04

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Lol Neil... To be honest I couldn't care less what they do with me when I'm gone.. If the gases produced by my decomposition come in useful to someone then by all means use em....:D

fireman

15-09-2005 11:18

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I like the thought of using pigeons for fuel. I have always said that a fortune waits for the man or woman who invents a chewing gum that is irresistable to pigeons so that when the morons spit it all over the pavement the pigeons swoop down and clear it. Although it would have to contain something that destroys the reproductive cycle in pigeons.!!!!!!!!!!

garinda

15-09-2005 11:30

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I don't know why people have such a downer on pigeons. If we didn't leave so much crap about, natural survival birth control would limit the amount of their crap we have to endure.

Pigeon poop is relatively charming compared with seagull plop, and most people like to see those big bruisers scavaging for rubbish.

fireman

15-09-2005 11:39

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Pigeon poop is not pleasant at all and contains the meningites bug.

garinda

15-09-2005 11:47

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No animal poop is pleasant, I'm sorry cat lovers including cat poop, and as for dog's eggs, that can cause blindness.

It's funny how we value certain of God's creatures more highly than others, unlike other religions.

fireman

15-09-2005 11:49

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shall we cross reference this thread with my one on SHOG DITE>

WillowTheWhisp

15-09-2005 12:02

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As a cat owner I'd just like to say that my cat does her poops and piddles in a litter tray.

Any animal excrement in public places is nasty. Animals in the wild and in the countryside are a different matter because it decomposes in a natural environment. Pigeons in trees in the woods I have no problem with. Pigeons pooping in public places causes diseases.

garinda

15-09-2005 12:09

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Unless cats are always kept in houses all the time,or wear little feline nappies, trust me they do like to express their 'feelings' outside of their own patch. I know, all of my neighbours also provide litter boxes.

Sorry bad thread wander, and like Fireman said he already has it covered, or is it covered in it?

grannyclaret

15-09-2005 12:46

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i am not complaining,a seagul ploped on my head the other day,and this morning i received a premium bond for £50... where theres muck theres brass....

WillowTheWhisp

15-09-2005 12:54

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I wish I had £50 for every time a seagull had plopped on me. My mother used to say "Muck for luck" but I'm still waiting. :cool:

garinda

15-09-2005 13:20

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A seagull plopped on my head at a wedding in Bolton-le-Sands in 1970, I've considered myself lucky ever since.:)

fireman

15-09-2005 13:47

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You mean lucky to get away from Bolton le Sands.

cashman

15-09-2005 13:48

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the dead cats seem to have gone missing lolllll

entwisi

15-09-2005 14:04

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We spent ages training our kitten to use a litter tray. The minute she was allowed out she wouldn't use it. In fact if the window isn't open to get out she will come and wake me up if she wants the toilet and I can either open the door or the window.

I reckon she goes up into teh woods at the top of our street as I have never seen any poop on any neighbours lawns/gardens.

fireman

15-09-2005 14:05

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Hope she doesn't go on the golf course!!!!!!!!!

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