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Neil 23-11-2005 18:47

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Originally Posted by garinda
have a small vibrating pad to enhance the pleasure of women

Seeing as you appear to be the expert Gary, is the position of the pad dependant on which way round the women is? Or can you use a few at once with the pads in different positions?

maccawozzagod 23-11-2005 18:50

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are they small enough and discreet enough to steal? cos I aint going to the 10 or less counter to buy a cock ring!

garinda 23-11-2005 21:39

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Originally Posted by Neil
Seeing as you appear to be the expert Gary, is the position of the pad dependant on which way round the women is? Or can you use a few at once with the pads in different positions?

Thank you for acknowledging my expertise in women, and also my period managing Scotland's larges adult 'lifestyle' store.

I will of course be more than happy to help you with any little problems you have, but it will probably spare your blushes if you pm me your questions, rather than me answer them here.

chav1 23-11-2005 22:18

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Originally Posted by maccawozzagod
are they small enough and discreet enough to steal? cos I aint going to the 10 or less counter to buy a cock ring!

i dont see the point in cock rings coz cock fighting has been illigal in the uk for years

SPUGGIE J 23-11-2005 23:05

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Been reliably informed that the stocks aint in yet. :(

garinda 23-11-2005 23:09

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Been reliably informed that the stocks aint in yet. :(

You could ask them to give them a ring when your ring comes in Spuggie.

You can post a consumer report when you've road tested one..

SPUGGIE J 23-11-2005 23:10

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Originally Posted by garinda
You could ask them to give them a ring when your ring comes in Spuggie.

You can post a consumer report when you've road tested one..

Ok any other requests?

chav1 23-11-2005 23:26

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Ok any other requests?

wash your hands afterwards

SPUGGIE J 23-11-2005 23:41

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Originally Posted by chav1
wash your hands afterwards

Of course :)

SPUGGIE J 24-11-2005 12:18

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Found a willing party to do a trial on them.

garinda 24-11-2005 13:16

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Found a willing party to do a trial on them.

I think that the fact that they are in the family planning department of the store suggests you should use them with one other person, not a 'party' full of people.

pendy 24-11-2005 13:22

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Can you make a decent pie with a Rampant Rabbit? - does it come with its own gravy? Perhaps a carrot or two ....

garinda 24-11-2005 13:25

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No, but you can use them to whip up a rather good salmon mouse, apparently.

Neil 24-11-2005 14:56

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I thought you preferred chocolate mouse Rindy

SPUGGIE J 24-11-2005 15:16

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Originally Posted by garinda
I think that the fact that they are in the family planning department of the store suggests you should use them with one other person, not a 'party' full of people.

Spoil sport. :(


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