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SPUGGIE J

24-11-2005 15:17

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Originally Posted by pendy

Can you make a decent pie with a Rampant Rabbit? - does it come with its own gravy? Perhaps a carrot or two ....

You get the balls as well.

Katester

12-02-2006 22:20

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Do you get clubcard points for your purchases?!? ;) hehe

Can you inagine Prunella Scales and Jane Horrocks..advertising that range...... (shudder!)

Katie x

jimmi5bellies

12-02-2006 22:35

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr now this solves the wondering !!!
Wondered why my neighbour choose to shop at out of town Tesco rather than Asda.
Now i know why ! :D :p :D :p :D :p :eek:

Katester

12-02-2006 22:42

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hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

jimmi5bellies

12-02-2006 23:08

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Originally Posted by Katester

hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

Essex you mean or at a pinch Blackpool. :rolleyes:

Katester

12-02-2006 23:13

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ooo just checked my clubcard statement....

....im off to australia next week ;)

God bless tesco.....every little really does help! xx

jimmi5bellies

13-02-2006 00:09

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picks oneself up off the floor from laughing ! must remember to buy some tenna lady's. :D

SPUGGIE J

13-02-2006 08:20

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Originally Posted by Katester

hmmmm clubcard points can get you airmiles.....(£2.50 per 60 miles)

.......wonder how far a vibrator can get you?!?

....skeggy?

xx

As far as you want depends on what you are up for.

pendy

13-02-2006 13:42

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Speaking as someone who got thrown out of an Anne Summers shop for laughing, I could do without this. It's hard enough work getting the shopping done now, without collapsing with helpless laughter in the vibrator isle.

SPUGGIE J

13-02-2006 13:44

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At least there will be fewer women clogging up the isle as they will be all be in the "toy section."

Dean	21-03-2006 07:33

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don't sell em at haslingden was there yesterday notthat i was going out of my way just to look it's was shopping day

grannyclaret

21-03-2006 20:41

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just a quick detour off thread... a shop on the main high street in Cleveleys has just closed,,, and on the window last week was a big notice,,,,(SEX SHOP ,opening soon,,,staff wanted ,would suit O.A.P'S..LADIES DO YOU WANT TO TOP UP YOUR PENSION...):eek:
Well it caused a great deal of talk..... and much laughter when it turned out to be the guys who were refurbishing the shop having a bit of fun......
.......by the way its going to be a shoe shop .......................:D

Dean	22-03-2006 07:23

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bet it did though i bet the school kids had a right laugh when walking past :D

SPUGGIE J

22-03-2006 15:17

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If it was you didnt consider it did you Granny?? :eek: ;)

grannyclaret

22-03-2006 23:02

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

If it was you didnt consider it did you Granny?? :eek: ;)

i wouldent have been any good... i wouldent have known what to do with half of the stuff.... :o :o :o :o :o :o

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