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hmmm, we could set up a marketing arangement!

SLINKY'S FREE RANGE HAMSTERS
GET THEM HERE!

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Be a nice profit margin for good organic food emmmmmm i like it. :D

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It would, we could do all kinds of varieties!

Deep Fried, Frozen with ice cream, Stewed Dwarf Surprise!

Midget hamster O'van.

Pickled Dwarfletts!

Or just dice them and introduce them as a new pizza topping!

Just add a bit of spice!

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Wether Slinks would let us see the profits is a different matter. :( She might want to barbecue us. :)

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Good point. Wolf Barbecue.

Goes well with pickled dwafletts!

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Wolfie, Spug, don't be so rotten, Slinks came on here with a sad tale about a childrens pet and the only thing you two can do is take the p*ss, Shame on you both!

By the way if you have any dippers left put me down for three of them will you I'll pay you later, Ta.

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Less will try and get them to you before she has us hung drawn and 1/4'd. ;)

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Omg!! what are you lot like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Well I broke the bad news to Zack this morning. His first reaction was to say " yeah right mum whateva!" My kids know my sense of humour, and he honestly thought I was joking!!!:o

Then I think he could tell by the look on my face I wasn't joking. He went to the cage, and, came back with tears running down his face..........Its gone.

I cheered him up a little bit by saying I would go and choose another one with him this weekend. So yes, I am hamster shopping this weekend:mad: .

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Why don't you get a rabbit instead? There are some great recipes for rabbit, just in case it dies.

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Well it's the same every year everything left until the last minute then just before the celebrations begin you end up with an unexpected expense!
If you had planned it better you wouldn't have this problem.

In the new year get in touch with me and I'll sign you up for my Christmas hampster club it will only cost you a few pence a week however if you pay a 20% deposit up front you can have a discount on the 'fairground goldfish emergency replacement Service.'

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ime thinking of selling my pets snake it will last longer than any hampster

are you interested

if it dies you will easily get 2 good belts made from it and has nice markings so the belts will look very nice you could even make his and hers matching ones :D

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Play ping-pong with it. Failing that fetch it to mine, my cats willlet you know if it is dead or not :p

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Slinks still reckon a couple of rats is better they can live 7 years and dont hibernate.