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Ken Moss 05-09-2010 06:45
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 842815)
Shushhhhhhhhhh you'll have Ken getting jealous :hehetable
It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

Peter Britcliffe | Facebook

garinda 05-09-2010 07:21
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 842915)
It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

Peter Britcliffe | Facebook

Peter Britcliffe This week my wing mirror got knocked off my car,the fridge door came off,the shower door came off,the freezer blew up and the washer conked out.
This never happened when we had a Labour Government.


:rolleyes:

garinda 05-09-2010 07:26
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http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._8022784_n.jpg

2 eggs.

2 bacon.

2 sausages.

2 toast.

Beans.

Tea or coffee.

All for under seven euros.

Cheap date.

:D

Ken Moss 05-09-2010 07:40
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda (Post 842922)
This week my wing mirror got knocked off my car
It didn't stop him reversing out of the Scaitcliffe House car park at maximum warp to get to the television crew at Haworth Art Gallery....

garinda 05-09-2010 07:49
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 842924)
It didn't stop him reversing out of the Scaitcliffe House car park at maximum warp to get to the television crew at Haworth Art Gallery....
Was it a reverse, or a U-turn?

:D

Less 05-09-2010 07:57
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda (Post 842926)
Was it a reverse, or a U-turn?

:D
How could it possibly be a U turn? That would be like him saying he has done something wrong, which we all know, he never does.
:rolleyes:

garinda 05-09-2010 08:05
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 842928)
How could it possibly be a U turn? That would be like him saying he has done something wrong, which we all know, he never does.
:rolleyes:
Oh yes.

'The lady's not for turn...'

Whoops.

That was someone else.

:rolleyes:

Less 05-09-2010 08:20
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 842928)
How could it possibly be a U turn? That would be like him saying he has done something wrong, which we all know, he never does.
:rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda (Post 842930)
Oh yes.

'The lady's not for turn...'

Whoops.

That was someone else.

:rolleyes:
Notice how I've worded it, I've been reading, 'How to be all things for all men, (the politicians guide) for dummies',

So if your the 'ordinary man of the street', You will read that I meant, he never admits he's done anything wrong, whereas if you are a blinkered Tory you will read it as, he never does anything wrong.

I'm well on the way to being as false as any politician now!
:D

jaysay 05-09-2010 08:51
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 842931)
Notice how I've worded it, I've been reading, 'How to be all things for all men, (the politicians guide) for dummies',

So if your the 'ordinary man of the street', You will read that I meant, he never admits he's done anything wrong, whereas if you are a blinkered Tory you will read it as, he never does anything wrong.

I'm well on the way to being as false as any politician now!
:D
No you used a smiley:rolleyes:

Less 05-09-2010 08:53
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 842938)
No you used a smiley:rolleyes:
Ah yes, but it's a False smiley, it should have been :cool:

jaysay 05-09-2010 08:53
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 842915)
It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

Peter Britcliffe | Facebook
I bet you were cut to the quick Ken, but never mind I'm not on his friends list on Facebook either:D

Neil 05-09-2010 08:55
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 842804)
I thought it was a brochure advertising civil partnerships!
I have told you before he can't have me


I am already married :p:D

garinda 05-09-2010 08:58
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 842943)
I have told you before he can't have me


I am already married :p:D
It's not me you need to tell.

;)

cashman 05-09-2010 13:53
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 842940)
I bet you were cut to the quick Ken, but never mind I'm not on his friends list on Facebook either:D
thats probably cos ya aint much use to him nowadays mate.;)

jaysay 05-09-2010 14:04
Re: Britcliffe monthly.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 842998)
that's probably cos ya aint much use to him nowadays mate.;)
By my choosing cashy


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