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She visits probably for the same reason as most of us - you are the gladiator and we are the lions tearing you apart or the spectators enjoying the spectacle.

As for me, I am an atheist who finds the Bible interesting for all the wrong reasons. :eek: :confused: :hehetable :idea::bangh8::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::hes off:

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I have a few questions (they may be a bit silly, but it`s a silly sort of thread), if getting into heaven doesnt require you to be good, but to spread the word of god -
1. What`s the point of having 10 commandments
2. Does that mean any child the dies has no chance of going to heaven because they haven`t lived long enough to spread the word of god.
3. Does anyone who has never learned to read or has never owned a bible has no chance either.
4. Will all gods paedophile church ministers will be welcomed with open arms.
5. Why is there no mention of Kangaroos in the bible.

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Seems like you are attempting to corner the market on idle words. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly, to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

By the way, do you always talk like this? Is it a side effect of your meds; or a symptom of your derangement?

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Oh boy, several cans of worms there, the server will suffer for this, bible quotes will be clogging it's memory for days.
:p

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Susie...I come to pick the scab...I know it's wrong everything I ever learned tells me it is wrong, but I do so enjoy it.
I don't care if I get blood on my socks...or if I am scarred for life...it will remind me of Accyweb.
But K99 will tell you he knows best, and that isn't the reason I come here....he will tell you I come here to access the profound knowledge that he has, and so willingly gives.

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I didn't look at this thread yesterday... well it was Sunday... and have now spent a couple of hours catching up and will not see that again - even though I need all I can get. But it was entertaining.

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I really wanted to answer some of those questions that Gpick posed, but I thought I would see what K99 had to say about them first...after all he is the expert.
'Mummy, mummy what's an expert?'
'Well, it's like this son. X marks the spot, and a spurt is a drip under pressure'

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Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel . :confused:

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc .

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I have come to the conclusion after reading this thread that we are all DOOMED DOOMED i tell ye.:behead::death1::help::evil::evil::evil:

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Its the power of Accyweb,where else could you get this much entertainment for free. You really cant beat a top class religious nutter for making the day brighter.I have really enjoyed reading this thread , it has made me realise why i dont bother with religion or its acolytes.

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Well at least that's honest susie—but what about salvation?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZIdL8tHWl8

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I was reading before that some people like to eat them. hmmmm

Christian Science
 

What about salvation? How disappointed you are going to feel when you pop your clogs after a lifetime of resisting temptation and find....


















NOTHING, zilch, nada!

Almost wish there was an afterlife so we could laugh at you again.

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The answer to number five is simple they hadnt discovered Australia when the bible was written:rolleyes::D:D As for the others i am struggling sorry, probably due to apathy.:eek::D

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Just pop back and read the latest posts again Less, then you can pee yourself all over again:D