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Accyexplorer 20-03-2014 12:18
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1098529)
Hi folks! Just checking in to wish you all a happy Easter. Remember it, when Christ died for all our sins. Yes all of them. Now is the time to take advantage of God's generous offer.
Lets be honest K,he didn't really die for all our sins did he?
At best he bruised his elbow or took the skin his knee :D,I mean by definition immortal beings cant die can they?
Many folk want to serve Jezza-but only in a advisory capacity ;)

Margaret Pilkington 20-03-2014 12:22
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 1098606)
Only because you aren't welcome, you went away, we thought no more about you. Now, you've been impolite enough to return.
Go away again, stay away, then you won't be got at.
None of us need you, go forth and be extinct, like the many others that have been murdered by your wickedly twisted religion.

I really really wanted to say that Less(but couldn't because I felt it was impolite. But that was what was in my heart)...but now you have said it for me.
Thank you.
If I never ever read a post by this individual again, it would still be a lifetime too soon!
As a person, I do not hate him, but as a poster I find him tiresome, supercilious, oleaginous and lots of other uncomplimantary adjectives that my mother told me never to use.

Accyexplorer 20-03-2014 12:26
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1098615)
I really really wanted to say that Less(but couldn't because I felt it was impolite. But that was what was in my heart)...but now you have said it for me.
Thank you.
If I never ever read a post by this individual again, it would still be a lifetime too soon!
As a person, I do not hate him, but as a poster I find him tiresome, supercilious, oleaginous and lots of other uncomplimantary adjectives that my mother told me never to use.
*uncomplimentary, There you go again with the LW's M ;)

Less 20-03-2014 12:29
Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1098615)
As a person, I do not hate him, but as a poster I find him tiresome, supercilious, oleaginous and lots of other uncomplimantary adjectives that my mother told me never to use.

Oooh! You never talk like that about me, what's he got that I haven't?
:)

Less 20-03-2014 12:30
Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1098616)
*uncomplimentary, There you go again with the LW's M ;)

Tough.

Eric 20-03-2014 12:38
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1098570)
I am a full member of this forum.
Good morning, Kevin. And what a brisk snowy morning it is on this first day of Spring! Indeed, you are a "full" member; and we are all well aware what you are full of.

Margaret Pilkington 20-03-2014 12:48
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 1098617)
Oooh! You never talk like that about me, what's he got that I haven't?
:)
In a word Less........RELIGION!

Margaret Pilkington 20-03-2014 12:49
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1098616)
*uncomplimentary, There you go again with the LW's M ;)
I know you like to be educated as well as entertained. :D

Less 20-03-2014 13:01
Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1098622)
In a word Less........RELIGION!

Now, now, Margaret, no need to use that sort of language on me, I can't stay and put you in your place, I'm doing my studies at the moment I'm reading a chapter from the beer mat according to St Thwaites, 'yeh as you travel through the valley of the flat, fear not, there is a sparkling ale waiting for you (at this weeks special price of only £2.10p).

Glory be unto he who be holds the beer mat stuck on the base of his glass for it means you've spilt more than you have drunk.

(The congregation responds with)

Christ less are you ****ed again.

K99WARD 20-03-2014 13:04
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JCB (Post 1098599)
So amid your obfuscation are you saying that it is true that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ? :confused:
Jesus said, "I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes."

He also said, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

K99WARD 20-03-2014 13:11
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Accyexplorer (Post 1098603)
Tell me some more about GOD and how I can get involved K99WARD,it's fascinating stuff :D
Certainly Accyexplorer. The main problem with man is that he can't appreciate just how big (or small - size is unimportant) a sinner he is. Until he realises that he can't see the need for his salvation. Phone me back when the penny drops.

K99WARD 20-03-2014 13:24
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1098621)
Good morning, Kevin. And what a brisk snowy morning it is on this first day of Spring! Indeed, you are a "full" member; and we are all well aware what you are full of.
Oooh! you are a wag Eric. When I signed in yesterday (well this wonderful machine remembered me and signed me in automatically) I only dropped by to say hello but you must all have been waiting for me to come back as within seconds you were baying like hungry wolves. All this popularity is not really needed. I don't really deserve all your attention but nevertheless I wouldn't like you to think I didn't appreciate you all. :-)

Accyexplorer 20-03-2014 13:30
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1098628)
Certainly Accyexplorer. The main problem with man is that he can't appreciate just how big (or small - size is unimportant) a sinner he is. Until he realises that he can't see the need for his salvation. Phone me back when the penny drops.
If I promise to come down to church will you quote Ezekiel 25:17. (For me)

Fascinating,please tell us more.

Restless 20-03-2014 13:34
Re: Christian Science
 
K99WARD you are commanded by god to answer JCB's question!

K99WARD 20-03-2014 13:44
Re: Christian Science
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 1098612)
Have you seen this man? Isn't he a boring one track evangelist?http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/20/y9eneve4.jpg
You can catch me on Broadway at the open air meeting every other Thursday starting at 1:30


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