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grannyclaret 10-02-2006 10:07

Re: Funeral
 
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Originally Posted by Madhatter
I want a horse drawn glass carriage to the church, from the church, i want a jazz band and party:not_ripe: all round the main streets, then to cemetary. .

Dusty Springfields funeral was like that...very moving..

MUMMIBOO 10-02-2006 11:07

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i want spreading on the compost heap in a beautiful garden then i could help the flowers grow!!!!!

chav1 10-02-2006 12:01

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i want to be buried in waterproofs and have earplugs fitted as i dare say there will be a large que of people waiting to either dance or pee on my grave :)

harwood red 10-02-2006 12:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1
i want to be buried in waterproofs and have earplugs fitted as i dare say there will be a large que of people waiting to either dance or pee on my grave :)

Neil wouldn't do that would he??? ;)

yerself 10-02-2006 14:29

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Why not try this:
Holland launches Fun Burials:http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...ies.eccentrics

grannyclaret 10-02-2006 15:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yerself
Why not try this:
Holland launches Fun Burials:http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...ies.eccentrics

SOD THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS:confused: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Phylum 10-02-2006 15:14

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Family have been informed, stiffly. First, all that may be useful to someone else must be removed, then, I do not want a religious service. I don't really want a funeral as such. I want to be cremated and my ashes skattered somewhere green and beautiful by those that love me (there are some). No cemetry for me.

lettie 10-02-2006 15:42

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I'd like to keep things really simple, a cardboard box would do. I would like to have a few good songs (no hymns)... A party afterwards and a celebration of my life. I'd prefer people not to be miserable and to dress smartly, but not in black. I have yet to decide where I'd like to be scattered, Lake Wakatipu in Queenstown NZ is an option and would give someone the chance of a good holiday....:D

SPUGGIE J 10-02-2006 15:55

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Bikers shorts LA Lakers vest bright red socks bright green gutties. That colourful enough?

ANNE 10-02-2006 20:34

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My organs are to be donated then the rest can be disposed of in any old way.
I wont be there so who cares?
I want everyone to dress as they please.
Some nice Elvis Ballads an some Beatles are to be played. Then everyone can celibrate my life.
No long faces and tears. Unless they are tears of laughter.

shillelagh 10-02-2006 22:10

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I dont want to be cremated. Anything else would be fine. Just have a big party and get drunk and have a good time thats what i want.

panther 11-02-2006 19:21

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i want to be cremated!! dont fancy led in ground just to be dug up about 100 years later or have a motorway or houses built over me and my gravestone been kicked over cuz nobody knows me any more, i want to be in a pot on the mantelpiece, and i want everyone to wear white! cuz i like to be different, and white is heavenly!!

MITZY 11-02-2006 19:43

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I keep telling my hubby if he goes first I am having his ashes made into an egg timer, I will get him to help in the kitchen one way or another....seriously I want a green funeral.(Enviromentally friendly)

Gayle 11-02-2006 20:54

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Originally Posted by MITZY
I keep telling my hubby if he goes first I am having his ashes made into an egg timer, I will get him to help in the kitchen one way or another....seriously I want a green funeral.(Enviromentally friendly)

Did you know you can get cardboard coffins these days?

grannyclaret 11-02-2006 23:12

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it would have to be VERY strong cardboard to hold me....


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