Re: Funeral
 

I'm going to be cremated and my ashes scattered on Pendle. Then I want everybody to have a huge party, loads of booze and grub, and for my children to say "Wouldn't Ma have enjoyed this!!"

Re: Funeral
 

I'm being cremated and as I'm a miserable so and so I couldn't give a fig what any attendees do, wear, eat, drink, arrive in, depart in or owt :mad:

Re: Funeral
 

Still think burried under a tree is best Preferably an Oak that could be their for 100's of years. At least it will get a good meal out of me. :D

Re: Funeral
 

It's in my Will that I want the cheapest funeral possible. Anything that gets spent on it, gets spent on food and drink for those who are going to enjoy it. So, cardboard coffin please (can't get cremated in a bin liner, apparently, it melts over the flames!). If my lot give me an expensive funeral, I will certainly haunt them.