It'll take a hurricane.....
 

....not a mere Gayle!

Anyone who's read the letters page in the Accy Obs will know what I'm talking about but it's not the only bad pun in there, the Accy Obs weren't above the 'stormed to victory over Gayle' one.

I'm 41, I reckon I've heard them all before (Gayle Force, blowing a Gayle, etc) ...... OR HAVE I?

Prize of karma (it's all I've got) to the best and the worst puns on my name - come on I'm sure that the combined minds of the intellects on here can beat Jaysay's mundane effort.

Oh, and if you want to use my last name, I'm pretty sure I've heard all the Jedi Knight, Knights of the Round Table, Knights of a thousand knives jokes as well - but again, HAVE I?

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"Not alright on the knight!!"

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Its unusual to have a Gayle outdone by a big puff ....... of wind. Its a shame John Farrer 's (who wrote the letter) ex wife Sandra hayes didn't do as well.

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To Knight's the Knight for Gayle Knight

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Nice thread Gayle, I like someone who can take the p*ss out of themself. It shows that your not bothered about silly things people say about you. I am a lot like that, there is not much that bothers me that way either.

What about a business name after that famous car - Knight Industries Two Thousand and Six. Or KITTAS for short.

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"Highton- ed Tension!"

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Not bad but don't think people will get that one Mickelistus!

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once A Knight Is Enough ;)

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Haha. Dont mean to be nasty towards Gayle, but thats quite a good one.

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Maiden name

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"Mighty Gayle blasts Peter over the Brit-cliffe!"

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Knave takes Knight.

p.s. check your dictionary for definition of knave....and guess who?

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Lmao. Your quite good at this arent you. :D Tickled me did that one.