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Why do they never read instruction manuals??

It's all part of life's great adventure. Us pseudo-technical people never read 'em.

I once had cause to open one of these mythical manuals, the first line read: 'You should have read this before it went bang!'

How true!

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In short:

So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny
but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible

...MEN![/QUOTE]

Men are like larva lamps Janet,

Fun to look at, but not too bright......:D

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Why is it that when we women have a cold, that is what we have, a simple cold. But when men have a simple cold in turns into MAN FLU?

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[/QUOTE] Men are like larva lamps Janet,
Fun to look at, but not too bright......:D[/QUOTE]
Oooo! Scratch her eyes out!

Perhaps we should just b****r off to the moon. And take all the batteries with us.;) :p

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I caught SARS in China. BEAT THAT!

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You know they only put the "S" in SARS, cos it would be embarrassing to die of "ARS"...;)

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men // well wot can one say // as i was told by one man my ex, (womans logigic is not like a mans ) plz tell me wen as any man ever shown anyone any logic at all, its different to a womans ( we are always right ) ha ha ha

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LEN your monkey post is spot on...........

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How can you tell if your wife is dead ?

Sex is the same, but the washing up piles up.

How can you tell if Husband is dead ?

Sex is the same, but you get the remote.

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Girls , girls , girls.We do all these things to make you feel superior.I mean when all said and done its the female maternal instinct that keeps you looking after us, or sympathy come to that.

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why do they never put the toilet seat down?

why when they have had 5 pints they turn into a serial letch?

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i have an a-mail about men and women if anyones interested but i dont want to put it on here cos it contains a minor rude word and apart from that i wouldnt know how to paste it on a thread annyway:(
just give me ur e-mail addresses xxx

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[QUOTE=pussycat]why do they never put the toilet seat down?

Why do women never put the toilet seat back up where it belongs?

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Why do men never clean the toilet after they've used it???

Why do they think a clean pair of underpants are the ones they had on yesterday, turned inside out...:D