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accyman

28-12-2009 16:01

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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX :D

SPUGGIE J

28-12-2009 16:04

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 772899)

signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX :D

One question though; How many bits?

BERNADETTE

28-12-2009 16:09

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 772899)

signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX :D

The pet or the poo???:p

accyman

28-12-2009 16:09

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 772902)

One question though; How many bits?

whatevers left after i have fed teh front paws trough teh letterbox and hit it on its arse with a sledge hammer:)

vera	28-12-2009 16:51

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Whoohoo what a good one Lynx, loved every word, and i agree with you. I have one dog and two cats. They know the rules of the house and are more obedient than children.

accyman

28-12-2009 17:03

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 772904)

The pet or the poo???:p

in an ideal world both :D

LYNX1

28-12-2009 17:04

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 772899)

signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX :D

Totally agree with you........if people have dogs and don't clean up after them they deserve all they get.

Eric	28-12-2009 17:55

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 772875)

You forgot to mention that animals pee on their own feet then walk it in the house - they also don't check what they stand in before coming inside as well :rolleyes::D

Sonds like some of my aquaintances:eek:

Tealeaf

28-12-2009 19:27

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This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.

I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS

cashman

28-12-2009 19:31

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 772986)

This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.

I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS

wondered why ya left early this aft T.:D

LYNX1

28-12-2009 19:35

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 772986)

This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.

I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS

Wrong again Tealeaf..........I ain't got a cat......:p

LYNX1

28-12-2009 19:37

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Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 772989)

Wrong again Tealeaf..........I ain't got a cat......:p

Just gonna check anyway......you never know with that beggar :rolleyes:

Tealeaf

28-12-2009 19:39

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Oh dear.....Does a dead cat go for recycling or does it go in the normal bin? What does HBC Refuse department advise?

My apologies to whoever, whose cat will not be coming home tonight.

LYNX1

28-12-2009 19:48

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 772991)

Oh dear.....Does a dead cat go for recycling or does it go in the normal bin? What does HBC Refuse department advise?

My apologies to whoever, whose cat will not be coming home tonight.

Dropped yourself in it again :rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:Oh dear :D

kathleen_firth

28-12-2009 20:16

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Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 772814)

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,
they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,
hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t
want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children .

Think it's a great idea :D

i absolutely love it... think ill do the same

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