Gonna put this on my front door
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children . Think it's a great idea :D |
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that made me smile.....thank you!
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Brilliant
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Why not settle for non animal lovers not welcome. :confused:
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Always give people the chance to alter their attitude :D |
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You know me so well Spuggie :D |
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Posted via Mobile Devicenah mac would be looking for chocolate buttons tho he does settle for cat buttons when choc buttons are not available :-)
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Hang on have you been "try before you buy" when getting his nibbles? :confused: |
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