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accyman 22-01-2010 01:53
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by webglynne (Post 780878)
Threads in General alone.= 7,728. Posts = 216,826. Go read them then come back and report how long it took you.

i got to page 2 then got an itch in my left testicle , by page 3 the itch was so unbearable to i had to pause my reading while i looked for a appropiatly sized ferret to itch it with ,by page 4 the ferret had bitten off my left testicle and i was rushed to hospital where i tried my best to carry on reading on my PDA but due to the small text,watery eyes and the effect of morphine my reading ability was extreemly hampered and i gave up by page 6 but as a rough estimate i woudl say 6 pages took me 3 hours 22 mins but there were obvious interuptions to be taken into account.

yeah i know im talking bollocks but i didnt start it :)

jaysay 22-01-2010 09:51
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 780831)
Of course now lot's of unscrupulous people will jump on the idea and turn this into this week's internet scam.:D

Just to show I consider accyman to be a very clever young man let me be the first to mimic him.

Anyone that is thinking of taking advantage of his policy please get a written quote and I guarantee that I will sell you a similar policy for half the price and ensure that the pay out is twice that, that he offers.

http://www.thecenter2000.com/html/Ouija/board.jpe

Please use the above to get recommendations from my many satisfied customers.
Don't mention the bloody Ouija board to me Less, once tried one out for a laugh in an all night restaurant in Blackburn after finishing work at the Cav, the thing kept flinging the glass of the table when I asked it a question, the guy that owned it said the spirits must like me:eek::eek::eek::eek:

jaysay 22-01-2010 09:53
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 780884)
That is why there is a search tool so you can, would you believe, search!

If you ask nicely we will tell you where it is, and also how to use the Advanced Search feature.

(Less walks away whistling the merry tune 'If I can help somebody as I pass along').
:)
Thats you all over Less anything to please:D even whistling

cashman 22-01-2010 09:57
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 780957)
the guy that owned it said the spirits must like me:eek::eek::eek::eek:
he was wrong it was the bitter.:D

webglynne 22-01-2010 11:58
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 780884)
That is why there is a search tool so you can, would you believe, search!

If you ask nicely we will tell you where it is, and also how to use the Advanced Search feature.

(Less walks away whistling the merry tune 'If I can help somebody as I pass along').
:)
Do please and also explain how one searches for something one does not know exists?

jaysay 22-01-2010 15:19
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 780962)
he was wrong it was the bitter.:D
I drank Lager in them days:D

Less 22-01-2010 16:04
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by webglynne (Post 780999)
Do please and also explain how one searches for something one does not know exists?
Now there you are again, thinking I'm against you, well I'm not, all that can be explained, but, until you stop acting high and mighty, why?

Should I help you?
:)

So far you aren't acting as someone that needs friends, but friends are the whole idea about sites like this.
:(

DaveinGermany 22-01-2010 16:52
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 780905)
i got to page 2 then got an itch in my left testicle , by page 3 the itch was so unbearable to i had to pause my reading while i looked for a appropiatly sized ferret to itch it with ,by page 4 the ferret had bitten off my left testicle and i was rushed to hospital where i tried my best to carry on reading on my PDA but due to the small text,watery eyes and the effect of morphine my reading ability was extreemly hampered and i gave up by page 6 but as a rough estimate i woudl say 6 pages took me 3 hours 22 mins but there were obvious interuptions to be taken into account.

yeah i know im talking bollocks but i didnt start it :)
Well done Accyman, you did make me chuckle :D :D :D

accyman 22-01-2010 17:32
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 781135)
Well done Accyman, you did make me chuckle :D :D :D
someone had to say somthing constructive :)

so if anyone can think of somthing please feel free to add coz i cant :confused:

Taggy 23-01-2010 07:23
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
I see that the well known Medium Gordon Smith is coming to Ossy next month, so if there's any spirits around i'm sure he'll find em!!;)

Best Regards - Taggy

accyman 23-01-2010 07:40
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by Taggy (Post 781381)
I see that the well known Medium Gordon Smith is coming to Ossy next month, so if there's any spirits around i'm sure he'll find em!!;)

Best Regards - Taggy
preferably dead ones a friend of mine went to a show liek this with his partner and was passed on a messge from his grandfather.My mate was amazed as it was only a few hours earlier he had visited his grandfather and he seemed in pretty good health and was relieved to find him still alive after teh show so unless his grandfather had an out of body experience he had no buisness talking to the psychic :rolleyes:

MargaretR 23-01-2010 09:30
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 781384)
preferably dead ones a friend of mine went to a show liek this with his partner and was passed on a messge from his grandfather.My mate was amazed as it was only a few hours earlier he had visited his grandfather and he seemed in pretty good health and was relieved to find him still alive after teh show so unless his grandfather had an out of body experience he had no buisness talking to the psychic :rolleyes:
Everyone has two grandfathers and only your grandmothers have a chance of saying correctly who they are;)

accyman 23-01-2010 09:38
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 781429)
Everyone has two grandfathers and only your grandmothers have a chance of saying correctly who they are;)
not even them if jeremy kyle is anything to go by lol

jaysay 23-01-2010 10:00
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by Taggy (Post 781381)
I see that the well known Medium Gordon Smith is coming to Ossy next month, so if there's any spirits around i'm sure he'll find em!!;)

Best Regards - Taggy
If he's after spirits I'd better keep my eye on the Whisky cupboard:rolleyes:

Taggy 23-01-2010 18:14
Re: The spirit of Accrington.
 
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 781443)
If he's after spirits I'd better keep my eye on the Whisky cupboard:rolleyes:
LOL!!....You not opened that ruddy Glen Spey yet Jaysay?....I couldn't resist a snifter...go on...be a devil!!;)

Best Regards - Taggy


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