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In case anyone is interested, I have now created the following risk assessments, all available for a small charge :-

Police tripping over your doorstep whilst answering a burglary
Police scuffing the tyres of their car whilst turning into your drive
Police wetting themselves by having a cup of tea in your home
Police gaining weight by having a biscuit/cake with the aforementioned cup of tea

Currently working on Police and acne attacks, Police and selling juicy gossip to newspapers and Police waiting until the problem is over before showing up

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Another snorter from the "Daily Torygraph", look out Accy there'll be an exodus & mass immigration of Dingles & 'Ullites upon your green & pleasant pasture in the near future! :D

Ministers urged to forget about saving 'failing' cities and towns such as Hull, Hartlepool and Burnley - Telegraph


Yeah right! ;)

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Its only saying what most folk wi common sense have known fer yonks, they dont give a toss about the north. never have never will.:rolleyes:

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We'll be all right Cashy, we've got our secret weapon fighting in our corner, our caped crusader Sir Graham of Accrington:eek::hesoff:

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Don't matter who has been M.P. they have never given a toss about owt north of watford gap.:rolleyes:

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In a back to front World ........ ;)

Holiday sunbed wars: Germans claim Brits are the worst for towel hogging, not them - Europe - World - The Independent

The Bild, by the way is on a par with the Sun/Star, nuff said! It also maintains a page 3 & 5,6,7,8,9 .......... :)

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The front page, see what I mean? :D
Aktuelle Nachrichten - Bild.de

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A typical squaddies newspaper - all pictures:tongueout

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That's as maybe Barrie, but at least the Lads are broadening their horizons. ;)

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That's a new name for them DinG, one that I haven't heard in that context before;)

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Talk about shooting yourself in the foot! It seems that MacDuffs are bang on target. :D

McDonald's to start BREATHALYSING customers to keep out drunken revellers | UK | News | Daily Express

Lets face it, in reality the times I've tended to enter its dread portals is after imbibing a few on an evening out. Getting an attack of the munchies & the only place open is a MacDuffs or a Burglar thing kind of limits your options if you don't want to burn the house down trying to cook something at daft o'clock in the morning. :D

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Personally, I wouldn't pee on muck Donald's if it was on fire,I never eat their poison (I know,they never really claim to be a healthy restaurant).But around 80% of its food is fake and full of chems.....Nasty :D

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I have to say that on occasions I have been seen in McDonalds......some of the times I have sat and watched while himself has shovelled a Big Mac and fries down his gizzard......on the odd time I have eaten something of theirs it has been a chicken breast deli sandwich.......but this is not very often.
I think I would probably need to be intoxicated to eat any of their burgers.

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Only time I entered a McDonalds was in Cologne.
I got a bag of chips to take out.
It was lunch time and full of school kids, I took one look at the mess they were eating and decided there and then never to set foot in one of their slop bucket hovels again.

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The only time their food look's even remotely appetising is late at night after several glasses and with my spectacles in my pocket.

Do they suppose that after refusing a customer entry to their premises whilst drunk but not causing any problems, those same customers would, once sober, be inclined to ever cross their threshold ever again?

Surely, this would cause more problems than it could ever prevent? I pity the poor sod that has to attempt giving someone a breathalyser it would be like a red rag to a bull!

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I think the poor soul having to give some one the breathalyser would need iron trousers or risk the consequence of it being inserted in the wrong orafice.
Any establishment that wanted me to take a drink test would certainly not get my custom.
Police excepted.

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Have just seen this in the papers, the sign has been up for several years & all of a sudden, blow me! It's now deemed "offensive", admittedly only by a couple of gays in the village who've only just recently moved in, but still they expect it to be changed to soothe their offended sensibilities! :rolleyes:


Welcome to Bangays Way: Gay couple demand road name is changed for being 'homophobic' | UK | News | Daily Express

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I'd tell em to go away wetly, seeing the real reason it was named that.:(

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think they should leave the village if it upsets them that much

im sure they would be more happy living on cock lane

yes it does exist i have a picture of it but i dont think the lady leaning on it would like her picture posting up as well lol

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They had to think about it before deciding they were offended. Thats the problem in this Country, too many people walk around trying to be offended about anything they can

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On the general topic of giving offence and being offended, has this caught on over on that side of the pond?

FHRITP cases could lead to charges, but unclear if they'd result in conviction - Canada - CBC News

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Neither of them but the brattie stall at Spandau U-Bahn was a definite must - and that was on the way for a night out in Charlottenburg:D

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Go on - I dare you:D

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A lot of people used to end up on 'Queer Street' but I never knew where it was .
Bet they've had to change it's name as well.

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When I used to deliver round Berlin I'd stay overnight at the Toc-H, that being the case I'd usually amble down to Joe Divers place "Irish Pub" (always good for a free pint or 2 & a wee nip of Irish as I delivered there) in Spandau. Always on my bestest behaviour as it was the haunt of the local Plod squad (GCP) & my didn't those boys & girls enjoy a pint or several. ;)

Next door but one was a Kebab shop which thrived on the clientèle from Joe's & yours truly when he was in town. The thing you'd get in there would to be chocked full of meat (not necessarily identified meat but meat none the less & lets face it, when you've had a few you're not particularly fussy :rolleyes:) oniogs & chillli-garlic sauce. What I didn't dribble down my front, share with stray animals or drop along my journey home would last long enough to get back to the Toccy & my scratcher for the night. :D

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did that lead to sh1t creek

im unsure where that is but heard that a lot of peole have been up it

hang on ..

nope the stink is a river but i wonder if it connects

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Goodness me, what a wonderful idea this is! I really do hope they start off at one those good Mohammedan run schools to get the ball rolling ........ I'm sure those "religion of pieces" followers will be all up for this surely? Can't you just feel the love pouring out?

Drag Queens to Visit Primary Schools in Bid to End 'Intolerance' - Breitbart

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its the same with commedians nowadays. can,t tell this type of joke or another so end up with a load having a go at politicians. the last word has no humour at all. the only person who tells a good irish joke now is an irishman.

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And then we have this ........

Union Demands Teachers Undergo Compulsory 'Gender Diversity' Training - Breitbart

I really can't find the words, warped, twisted, insanity come to mind, but they just don't do it!

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Saw a good one today DinG - Die Bild (?) a story of how they are celebrating because a school class has 80% non-German. What a great reason to have a celebration.

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Not surprising that Barrie, the "Bild" by the way is the German "Sun" & in my 30 odd yeas here even I can discern a huge shift in demographics.

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It seems the lunacy of the left is irrepressible, the labour run council of Towering Minarhamlets are insisting developers include a "Gay Bar" in their building plans! :eek: Unbelievable, the lefty mentality is truly beyond my grasp or comprehension, we are talking about this Towering Minarhamlets Population, Ethnicity & Religion - Tower Hamlets Youth Sports Foundation & the local council are insisting on the inclusion of a "Gay Bar"! I know, I know, I'm repeating myself .... which just goes to shows the depth that my gast is flabbered!

Read on with incredulity gentle reader, read on .....

London Developers Told Apartment Complex MUST Include Gay Bar

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Completely ridiculous. though nowt suprises me the depths Labour has sunken it not a shock at all, and is a good explanation WHY many including me will never vote Labour after a lifetime of supporting em.

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So are those who consider themselves to be homosexual not permitted to use any public bar ?
What kind of outcry would there be if some bars decided that they should only serve women...or black men...or heaven forbid heterosexuals.

I do not care what anyone's sexual preference is, but this constantly pandering to what is a minority is frankly tedious.

These people want to be seen as 'normal'(by their actions and those of the ultra PC brigade, they make themselves different)....but constantly play the 'homosexual' angle to get preference...it's a bit like racism isn't it...or am I not allowed to say that for fear of offending these delicate flowers?
Don't these people want to be in an integrated society where they ar accepted for what they are....human beings.

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Course they are Ma, it's just when it comes to public lavvies things get a bit iffy! :D

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So they do not NEED a bar solely for them then.
Lunacy, pure lunacy!

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I agree wholeheartedly with your surmise, however the liberal lefties have tied themselves up in so many convoluted knots there's no way they can crawl out of the cesspool of their own misbegotten ineptitude & idiocy! they have merely deepened their quandary by reinforcing their illiberal liberal stupidity.

Ergo, their demanding the rights & attitudes of the lgbt militancy being shoved down the throats of your average bod on the street be accepted without let or hindrance or woe betide the naysayer! Yet at the same time demanding that the influx of their mohammedan pets be equally accepted because to do otherwise would be downright racist/phobic & ist!

The fact that their pet mohammedans can't abide your average kuffir, let alone the deviantism of lgbt fails to register on their irony meter tells you all you need to know about their useful idiotism.

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Could you imagine the wailing and wringing of hands that would occur if 'normal' people put a sign up in the heterosexual part of the bar saying no queers, erm I mean gays (I hate that word having been hijacked by the puffs, it used to mean far more for all of us than what they use it for) in this section of the pub?

:hidewall: This is me hiding behind a wall NOT trying to look over the toilet cubicles of the bar.

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Just another thought, the snug used to be a room in pubs for ladies only, the games room used to be a place for men only, this is no longer allowed we must mix and allow equality or are some more equal than others?

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Less, like you I hate the fact that the word 'gay' (which in my book means happy, jolly, and pleasing) has been hijacked by those who are insame sex relationships.
I don't like that they put themselves forward for special consideration because of their sexuality...as if this in some way overrides every other aspect of their being.

I am not homophobic, I just don't wish to have someone's sexuality pushed down my throat.
It is not important to me to know of anyone's preferences.

Yes, it does appear that some are more equal than others. If you have very tanned skin....or have the rainbow tattooed on your butt (or any other part of you anatomy) your rights come ahead of the rest of us.
The worst thing is we swallow it thinking that it is the right on thing to do...or perhaps the thought police have got into our heads.

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There have been fairies at the bottom of every nations garden almost since Adam and Eve invented sex.
They aren't special nor would I call it unnatural there are examples of this behavior in other species of animals (e.g. whats good for the gander is good for the other gander,(OooH! ducky)).

No need for bars, just tolerance, which happens to be a two way street. For anything else, like heterosexuals if they want to go further then be polite and get the privacy of a bedroom.

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Tower Hamlets had Sharia Patrols, not long ago, maybe they still do. There were some very severe incidents, perhaps we are in for some more.

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Do bears squitt in the woods? :rolleyes:

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And this weeks winner of the "Whaaat the!!" awards is :-

Britain's first gender fluid family where son is raised as gender neutral | UK | News | Express.co.uk

He-she, She-He, it & ..... Star-Cloud???? Is it just me, or are there other folk out there who can't get their heads around our "Modern world"? :unsure8:

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No, it is not just you.
I despair of the world when I read stuff like this.
Do these 'parents'(I use that term advisedly) have any idea what their ultra PC nutty as a fruitcake ideals are saddling this child with?

They should not be allowed within a mile of any child.
There are two genders...male and female.This is fact and based on science.
If you look in your pants and have dangly bits you are male...if you do not have dangly bits you are female.
There is no gender where there are no outward signs of male/female.
Gender fluid does not exist except in the twisted minds of these two (I want to say weirdos but feel this is a tad judgemental) deranged people.

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And for females out there...don't worry about the lack of dangly bits...you can always get dangly bits temporarily...if you want them that is.

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I can get my head around it, these people are (fortunately) heading along one of Mr. Darwins dead end branches on the tree of life.

Within one generation they will have disappeared, after all if poor little Star Cloud doesn't recognise his gender he will fortunately be out of the breeding pool.

Actually, it's not true,
I really can't get my head around it, surely these people are living a lie, when the child was conceived they must have been busy recognising each others gender at the time.
Why have they dumped this on that poor child? He will go through life already having the urine extracted just because his parents chose such a stupid and irresponsible name.
When he's older he'll probably try to change it to Fred or Tom, unless his parents brainwashing works, in which case he'll choose Doreen or Brenda.

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The so called parents should be in court for child cruelty

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Probably sooner than that Less, especially when our new "Citizens", them of the HalAlis Snackbar persuasion aren't exactly over impressed with the current crop of lgbt demanders, so what they'll make of little Star-Cloud .....

Liberal lefties, the gift that just keeps giving!

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We all know that children copy the adults that they are in close contact with...a case of 'Monkey see, Monkey do'
So when these parents say this little boy puts on nail polish and wears dresses it is because he knows nothing different...he has a father who is transitioning and a mother that doesn't know whether she is Arthur or Martha.
How very confusing.

Maybe when this little boys testosterone kicks in he will aim a well directed kick to the wide rumps of his dysfunctional parents.

I wonder what the grandparents of this child make of the whole situation.
I know if that were me I would be seeking to become the legal guardian of this poor unfortunate little boy.

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Well said Margaret

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Look at what the grandparents turned out themselves? Hardly qualifies them to take over the care of this child does it?

Besides, they may not have half a brain between them but the parents, mean well!

(My tongue nearly burst through my cheek as I wrote the last sentence!).

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Well, it doesn't always follow that the grandparents would naturally agree with how the parents are bringing up this child. However, I take your point.


If either of them belonged to me I would kick their behinds myself and I would disown them.

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He-she, She-He, it & ..... Star-Cloud???? Is it just me, or are there other folk out there who can't get their heads around our "Modern world"? :unsure8:[/QUOTE]

i for one are totally with you dave. must be on cloud nine. if the nazi,s had done wholescale experiments on issues like this one there would have been an outcry. if this iosn,t a case of mental child abuse i don,t know what is. quicker we get back to some normality the better. being a normal parent is just something the majority of us do or have done.

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As the French say, vive la difference!

Perhaps it's time we encouraged children to celebrate the fact they were born whatever gender they are?
Why is it wrong to treat a boy like a boy, or a girl like a girl?
Within both sexes there are infinite differences as to how each child plays and reacts with the world.

Forcing them to be gender neutral is as unnatural as training a blue whale to be a tight rope walker.

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boys and girls need to know that they compliment each other and that they are equally valid...that their lives are for them to map out and be allowed the resaources to do that. Children of both sexes need the security of boundaries too.
Of course they may challenge and push those boundaries...but the boundaries are needed as much as love and acceptance.

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Think the Austrian Coppers will be calling "Mutti" up soon to tell her her dumb as a bag of rocks (scientists/engineers & doctors) have arrived & they're holding them until she comes to collect!

Syrian Migrants Arrested After Stealing Car... To Drive to Asylum Application Police Station

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That should be a damn good reason to refuse em and kick em out imho.

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Okay, so it's a loony leftie from Os, "Red Ruby Scarlet" (Eh??) but when the sjw snowflakes kicked off in the states about "Confederacy Statues" in the south it soon spread to our fair isles with the muppets demanding Nelsons column be torn down ..... Sooo, how long before the band wagon gets rolled out of its shed again over here?

Growing Movement to Rename Father?s Day ?Special Person?s Day?, Schools Adopt New Term

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As I was speaking elsewhere about the poor little leftie snowflakes, this is your doing too, thanks! You've destroyed a generation with your twisted, warped degenerate attitudes & so now reap the whirlwind.

?Overburdened? young people still ?angry and emotional? about Brexit | UK | News | Express.co.uk

School children are given classes on how to cope with modern life | UK | News | Express.co.uk

Lawks & Lummy! However did I manage get to the ripe old age of 52 going on 72 with all that nastiness out there???

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You managed because like the rest of us, you are ill educated and ignorance is bliss.
We should however feel sorry for the younger ones because a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, obviously it's giving them sleepless nights, so lets sack all the decent teachers and get back to status quo.

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'Ere, I resemble that remark! :D

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I don't think that is quite true.
We were all too busy trying to put bread on the table, to pay our bills to give much thought to much else.
Plus many of us went to night school to fill the gaps that our secondary school(I am speaking for myself here) education left us with.

What we have done over generations is give our children a sense of entitlement...that they should have all that they need dropped right into their laps...there is no elevator to success...you have to take the stairs. Many of these little darlings do not like that idea overmuch.
As parents we are to blame!

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don,t think its too much about parents to blame apart from the ones that try to use the postcode lottery to their advantage at junior school level. its the schools who constantly promote the exems what the kids take. when you come out with a load of gcse passes just like your mates do then their expectations of life are much higher than when we left school.

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I think parents have given them the things that they have wanted....I know my parents struggled to feed us let alone give us the things we aspired to.
if we aspired to something we knew that if we wanted it badly enough we could get it by working for it....and I don't know about you, but I went without things so that I could save for what I wanted.

I didn't go on foreign Holidays, I didn't go on any holiday for a long time...the money that would have been spent on such things was put into savings to buy such things as furniture, a wardrobe...or to have improvements done to my home( I figured I would still have my wardrobe when those who had holidayed abroad had lost their tans).
I never bought anything that I could not afford(no credit cards back then...just HP)
So that is what I mean...parents have brought up children who have grown into adults who expect to be able to have everything to match....and become sulky when it doesn't go their way.
Snowflakes...whingers, moaners.
Those who seem to enjoy saintly victimhood.
The poor me generation...those who have never had to go out back in the middle of winter for a bucket of coal or to use the lavatory.

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my lifestyle years ago sounded not unlike your margaret. if you wanted something you saved up for it and probably appreciated it more than they do now after popping down to brighthouse etc. yes i might have had second hand furniture when i first got married plus a fifth hand vauxhall cresta but i couldn,t care less what the jones family had. didn,t do me or the family any harm whatsoever and probably helped em in the future life. no one moaned at the time.

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And that is the difference...we had low expectations, but high aspirations.
Aspirations can be worked for (and the opportunities today are better than when I was growing up)...expectations can be lifted if you are prepared to work and make some compromises.

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most of em have no idea at all what an aspiration is.:rolleyes:

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And isn't that a very, very sad thing?

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Something for a hangover .... ??? ;)

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It is, but i reckon its true.

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Well there will be something to entertain this offspring:-

UN called to make Thomas the Tank Engine GENDER NEUTRAL - fans furious | UK | News | Express.co.uk

The strange thing is that I know several drivers of steam engines and they always refer to the engines as 'she'.

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Quite right, no machine be it a train, a ship, or a car should be called she, that suggests SHE is a bitch to work with and let's be honest most of us can get on better without the tantrums, mechanical failure is so much simpler.

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No surprise really, constantly hissing, seething & steaming, lets not forget the constant attention they need to try & keep them happily ticking along! ;)

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Terribly sorry, I forgot to add,


:hidewall:

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And so you should be Less.(I know you didn't make the comment about steaming and hissing...but it seemed that you agree with it)
Some women might steam and hiss...but there are some(and I consider myself in this category)are helpful, low maintenance, and useful...my other half and I have been hitched for 51 years.
I feel sure that if I had been painful to live with, or be around he would have scarpered long ago.
This is not to say we always see eye to eye...but a little bit of friction makes life interesting.

You might have been unfortunate enough to have had a steamer, a hisses, a nagger...but we don't all fit into that mould.

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No yer Lady Honourshipness, I did! You can't really believe I meant those things I wrote do you? You've read of my varying exploits in life (through various blogs & suchlike), so surely you're aware of my odd humour added to that I did put a "winky" smiley on the end of the comment. :)

Furthermore the witchitty one would string me up if she thought I was serious!!! :eek:

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Son my comment was tongue in cheek. :)

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A female of the species with a tongue small enough to be kept in her cheek !
Must be an evolving new lifeform.

stay happy Marge, Your's Taddy.;);)

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Taddy I hope to...stay happy, that is.

As for my tongue...it is big enough to be effective,can be sharpened to a fine point when the need arises, can also be heated when necessary(as in hot tongue and cold shoulder) and is definitely small enough to get in my cheek...also small enough to be held :D

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never had names for any car i have owned apart from words i cannot post on here. always remember going back years to the car sticker era where there was an image of a tramp saying i bought british and look at me now. owned a rover once and hadn,t a grey hair in my had when i bought it.

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And elsewhere in the tabloids "Lefty numpties screwed by their own bigoted hatred!". Couldn't happen to nicer people, must admit to having a somewhat indulgent smug grin on me chops while reading.

Channel 4 Islamophobia Documentary Sparks Racism Row over 'Blackface'

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Seems the UN have really lost the plot now .....

UN Agency Makes Mugabe 'Goodwill Ambassador' One Month After He Endorsed Killers of White Farmers

Think it's time they were disbanded, failing that, totally ignored as their attitudes are definitely irreparably skewed!

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as sensible a move than giving dracula the keys to the blood bank.

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I prefer the expression "Giving the Monkey the keys to the Banana plantation!", far more earthy & fluffy don't you think? Wouldn't want the sjw's & the whiny liberal leftist wetting themselves over perceived nastiness now would we. :rolleyes:

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Oh deary me no! It appears it's not just the loony left that can confuse & screw up my little world, this apparently is coming from our uk government, you know the ones, those supposedly sensible tories!

UK Government Demands UN Refers to 'Pregnant People', Not Women

Seems pathetic pandering stupidity is all encompassing after all irrespective of party.

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Forgive me for being pedantic, but surely, it IS only women who can become pregnant.
I am heartily sick of the pandering to transgender snowflakes.
How is it offensive to state a biological fact?

Somehow, I think the lunatics have got hold of the keys again...either that or someone left the bag of idiots open.

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And that is the assumption I'd been under all through my lowly existence.

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son it is not an assumption....it is a BIOLOGICAL fact.

Even the so called men who have had babies are genetically women...OK, they may identify as men, but if you looked at their DNA, it would show them to be female....carrying XX chromosomes....nothing can change that...no operation, no drug...nothing.
If their bones were dug up a thousand years from now and tested it would prove them to be female.

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Agreed Ma, agreed.

And in other news the un/who have furiously back scuttled on the mugabe travesty & so they damn well should!

Robert Mugabe stripped of World Health Organisation 'goodwill' role following outcry | World | News | Express.co.uk

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In primates yes you are correct, however, in some lower forms of life ....

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Ere you! That's some kind of istestism that! I personally couldn't care less but I guarantee you there'll be some hand wringing whingy libby lefty who'll be frothing at your blatant ismistness. :D

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Well, we were discussing humans.
The lower forms of life have not got the intellect to take offence (and I think the intellect in some higher forms of life is questionable).

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There's an advert on T.V. that uses a similarly stupid phrase as, 'Pregnant people' the woman rings her husband/boyfriend/sperm donor and announces something along the lines of 'darling we're pregnant', no they aren't, she is, he may be the cause of it but carrying it to term has to be her job that is the way it has always been done.

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The Abbottpotamous strikes again, she really does epitomize the quote "It is better to remain silent & be thought a fool than to open one's mouth & remove all doubt". Seems she manages to prove this old adage pretty much every time she's placed in the spotlight, yet labour in their infinite "Wisdom?" continue to put her out there without proper grown up supervision.

The thing is though, that despite labours continual showing of their foolishness, there are those eminently more foolish who will continue to vote for them! I honestly despair, I truly do!

Some folk just need a damned good thrashing to knock some sense into them.

:whack:

Diane Abbott in yet ANOTHER numbers gaffe as Labour MP claims 16-year-olds can go to war | UK | News | Express.co.uk

Re: Oh Hum its a funny old world
 

You can't put sense where there is none....not even beating it in with a hard stick

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No doubt the silly bitch will remain as long as her boyfriend remains leader.:rolleyes:

Re: Oh Hum its a funny old world
 

Now that's just Doggist if you ask me ..... :D

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...democrats-bild

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oh hum it,s a funny old world. the problem really is it aint funny anymore.

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Really? The self hating lefty idiots really are taking the pish now, Bond is Bond! Any other representation isn't, if thats what they want they should make their own up (then watch it crash & burn because average folk aren't interested in their warped fantasies!).

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/94...bond-masculine