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flashy 23-08-2010 09:57

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some men don't even make it to the bathroom when they've been on the 'raz'

MargaretR 23-08-2010 09:59

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I wish to add to my last post-
The uncarpeted area needed, is larger for a tall man, and smaller for a short man.

MargaretR 23-08-2010 10:01

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some men don't even make it to the bathroom when they've been on the 'raz'

It is disturbing to find wet shoes in your walk in wardrobe.

jaysay 23-08-2010 10:14

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I have had experience of men who have 'razzed' regularly,
....................................and their aim is impaired regularly.

Unless you have a man who sits to pee (many Italians do), I strongly advise you against having carpeting within a three foot distance from the bowl.

Ah I've overcome that Shaz, I have an X painted in the loo and I never miss:D

jaysay 23-08-2010 10:16

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It is disturbing to find wet shoes in your walk in wardrobe.

:eek::eek::eek:Walk in Wardrobe Margaret:eek::D

flashy 23-08-2010 10:22

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Ah I've overcome that Shaz, I have an X painted in the loo and I never miss:D


thats not what i meant John, some men don't even make it to the bathroom when needing the loo

jaysay 23-08-2010 10:27

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that's not what i meant John, some men don't even make it to the bathroom when needing the loo

I can honestly say hand on err um heart;) that I've never failed to make it to the wee small room and in my youth I came home in some real states:D

MargaretR 23-08-2010 10:30

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I can honestly say hand on err um heart;) that I've never failed to make it to the wee small room and in my youth I came home in some real states:D

A walk in wardrobe IS a wee small room:rolleyes:
I even had a bidet in one house I lived in.

jaysay 23-08-2010 10:34

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A walk in wardrobe IS a wee small room:rolleyes:
I even had a bidet in one house I lived in.

Well I know we live in comparable flats Margaret ain't worked out which is the Wardrobe yet:D

MargaretR 23-08-2010 10:41

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Well I know we live in comparable flats Margaret ain't worked out which is the Wardrobe yet:D

I have lived in eleven houses in my lifetime.
but not all at the same time:rolleyes:

jaysay 23-08-2010 10:45

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I have lived in eleven houses in my lifetime.
but not all at the same time:rolleyes:

Definitely a Mrs Shifter then:D

MargaretR 23-08-2010 11:04

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'You don't miss what you haven't had'
I miss my bidet. I am thinking of buying this gadget
Sanicare

MargaretR 23-08-2010 11:22

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Here is a gadget I don't need, but for those with constipation it may save embarassment.

Toilet Tunes attempts to elevate the bowel-moving experience by lightening the mood when you do your thing. The gadget uses a sensor installed in the toilet lid that will play one of six musical choices when the lid is raised. The choices include rain, waves, jazz, Latin, modern, and oddly enough, stream. It uses 3 AAA batteries and is super-easy to install -- just stick it on the lid using the adhesive backing. This should drown out the noise of your bathroom noise-making.

Less 23-08-2010 12:30

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I even had a bidet in one house I lived in.

I heard such things are only for smart arses?
:)

jaysay 23-08-2010 18:02

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I heard such things are only for smart arses?
:)

I always though they were or washing your feet in Less:D


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