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Mancie 10-05-2011 09:46

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 905082)
Bet ya were a little devil in your day Margaret:D

:eek: get a room..theres nowt worse than a cripple and some wrinkley ex matron getting all sexed up in public.. sort it out you perverts:)

Margaret Pilkington 10-05-2011 10:42

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 905092)
:eek: get a room..theres nowt worse than a cripple and some wrinkley ex matron getting all sexed up in public.. sort it out you perverts:)

Mancie.......whatever it is......it is just your head it is going on in!

No John, not a little devil at all......I was all demure and moral.
Sorry to disappoint you Mancie.

ossylass 10-05-2011 14:47

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Has anyone else got a "Census coverage survey" leaflet ? Seems that I am one of the 1% to be visited to make sure that every household member has been included in the census. I might suddenly acquire ten lodgers for when Mr Clipboard calls! What a waste of time and money.:(

***Mr D*** 10-05-2011 17:31

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Originally Posted by ossylass (Post 905129)
Has anyone else got a "Census coverage survey" leaflet ? Seems that I am one of the 1% to be visited to make sure that every household member has been included in the census. I might suddenly acquire ten lodgers for when Mr Clipboard calls! What a waste of time and money.:(

Or just tell them your not oblidged to talk to him/her.;)

***Mr D*** 11-05-2011 18:16

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Dont worry Jedi's if you filled it i you will be cleansed.:D

YouTube - Census Visit 2

FF to 2.44. From the Census Officer mouth.:rolleyes:

AccyChris 12-05-2011 17:25

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well today i had my visit from the enforcment/compliance OFFICERS.i told them im willing to joinder with lockheed martin on my terms which are that i want a 500 pound admin fee an want it delivered on tracing paper they looked a bit gobsmacked at 1st but wrote it down anyway an said this will PROBABLY be the end of the matter......time will tell :)

jaysay 12-05-2011 17:38

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 905454)
Dont worry Jedi's if you filled it i you will be cleansed.:D

YouTube - Census Visit 2

FF to 2.44. From the Census Officer mouth.:rolleyes:

No need to listen to anything, you see I didn't pish about I just filled it in and be done with it, only conspiracy theorist have anything to bother about;)

AccyChris 13-05-2011 13:21

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IS IT TURE THAT IT TAKES 2yrs TO PROCESS ALL THE INFO IN THE CENCUS AND BY THAT TIME THE INFO THAT SAY THERE GATHERING IT FOR IS COMPLETLY USELESS?

jaysay 13-05-2011 18:09

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Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 905852)
IS IT TURE THAT IT TAKES 2yrs TO PROCESS ALL THE INFO IN THE CENCUS AND BY THAT TIME THE INFO THAT SAY THERE GATHERING IT FOR IS COMPLETLY USELESS?

Its also useless posting in Upper Case too:rolleyes:

AccyChris 13-05-2011 21:14

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 905899)
Its also useless posting in Upper Case too:rolleyes:

good answer jaysay....i'll sleep better tonight :rolleyes:

jaysay 14-05-2011 08:53

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Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 905972)
good answer jaysay....i'll sleep better tonight :rolleyes:

So would the rest of us if you refrain from doing it;)

***Mr D*** 14-05-2011 12:35

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YouTube - Census compliance Officers..

AccyChris 15-05-2011 10:47

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i think we've come to the end of this thread :hehetable

jaysay 15-05-2011 14:54

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Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 906240)
i think we've come to the end of this thread :hehetable

They usually are when Mr D and Margaret start putting Youtube Videos on here to enhance their point of view;);)

MargaretR 15-05-2011 15:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 906314)
They usually are when Mr D and Margaret start putting Youtube Videos on here to enhance their point of view;);)

I haven't posted any videos on this thread:confused:

...but for some people who haven't patience to read, and who prefer pictures(TV) for getting info - it is a better way to tell them:rolleyes:

jaysay 15-05-2011 17:13

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 906325)
I haven't posted any videos on this thread:confused:

...but for some people who haven't patience to read, and who prefer pictures(TV) for getting info - it is a better way to tell them:rolleyes:

Margaret you should know me better by now, don't look at conspiracy links or videos, lifes too short, well mine is:rolleyes:

***Mr D*** 16-05-2011 12:17

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 906314)
They usually are when Mr D and Margaret start putting Youtube Videos on here to enhance their point of view;);)

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 906346)
Margaret you should know me better by now, don't look at conspiracy links or videos, lifes too short, well mine is:rolleyes:

Why bring Margaret in to this?

So you dont look at the videos but still voice your opinion that there rubbish. :rolleyes:

Conspiracy Video. Where?

MargaretR 16-05-2011 12:23

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:bangh8: I understand that you feel this:bangh8:
Don't let him drain your energy - some people are made that way - accept it

jaysay 16-05-2011 18:03

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 906603)
Why bring Margaret in to this?

So you dont look at the videos but still voice your opinion that there rubbish. :rolleyes:

Conspiracy Video. Where?

Your just one total conspiracy:rolleyes:

***Mr D*** 16-05-2011 18:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 906715)
Your just one total conspiracy:rolleyes:

At least I give reason to most my posts.

Not Just.:130:

Margaret He doesnt drain my energy, I see him as my personal stalker.:D

jaysay 16-05-2011 18:20

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 906718)
At least I give reason to most my posts.

Not Just.:130:

Margaret He doesnt drain my energy, I see him as my personal stalker.:D

No just like pulling your chain, seems to always get the right results:hothothot

kestrelx 20-05-2011 10:02

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 906078)


It's a good video that is!

jaysay 20-05-2011 10:14

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Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 907499)
It's a good video that is!

Glad you had 15 minutes 15 seconds to watch it, I certainly hadn't;)life's to short to waste on a misnomer:rolleyes:

***Mr D*** 20-05-2011 11:57

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 907500)
Glad you had 15 minutes 15 seconds to watch it, I certainly hadn't;)life's to short to waste on a misnomer:rolleyes:

You seem to comment on the videos posted without even looking at the them, how can you say this is a Misnomer.

Alot of the video's post TRUE version of the event as they are real video's.

shillelagh 20-05-2011 15:49

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i thought the census was over and done wi for another 10 years ....

cashman 20-05-2011 16:06

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 907558)
i thought the census was over and done wi for another 10 years ....

it is if yeh any "Oil in yer Lamp":D

shillelagh 20-05-2011 16:25

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 907563)
it is if yeh any "Oil in yer Lamp":D

well there is in this one .... :p:p:p

jaysay 20-05-2011 17:59

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 907525)
You seem to comment on the videos posted without even looking at the them, how can you say this is a Misnomer.

Alot of the video's post TRUE version of the event as they are real video's.

Well if you want to sit there and spend 15 minutes watching a video be my guest, for my part I just filled the bloody form in and had done with it, sorted;)

***Mr D*** 23-05-2011 18:31

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 907599)
Well if you want to sit there and spend 15 minutes watching a video be my guest, for my part I just filled the bloody form in and had done with it, sorted;)

That was your choice which is fine.:)

I made my choice and stuck to it.;)

jaysay 23-05-2011 19:23

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 908385)
That was your choice which is fine.:)

I made my choice and stuck to it.;)

I take it your nowhere near as old as me;)

MargaretR 23-05-2011 22:49

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 908403)
I take it your nowhere near as old as me;)

What has age got to do with the price of fish.
Many old men lose their marbles but some only ever played with dried peas.

jaysay 24-05-2011 08:52

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 908449)
What has age got to do with the price of fish.
Many old men lose their marbles but some only ever played with dried peas.

You should know, or maybe not:rolleyes:

kestrelx 24-05-2011 16:35

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 907525)
You seem to comment on the videos posted without even looking at the them, how can you say this is a Misnomer.

Alot of the video's post TRUE version of the event as they are real video's.

At least the bloke had the guts to stand up for what he believed in, instead of just going along with the crowd. What happened after this video? Was he arrested and fined? Or have they let him off?

jaysay 24-05-2011 17:45

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Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 908526)
At least the bloke had the guts to stand up for what he believed in, instead of just going along with the crowd. What happened after this video? Was he arrested and fined? Or have they let him off?

He's doing a 5 stretch in the scrubs;)

kestrelx 26-05-2011 10:40

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 908385)
That was your choice which is fine.:)

I made my choice and stuck to it.;)

Do you know the outcome of this video - is he doing time for his census crime! :alright:

jaysay 26-05-2011 17:52

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Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 908814)
Do you know the outcome of this video - is he doing time for his census crime! :alright:

Nearly misread that thought it said senseless crime:D

walkinman221 26-05-2011 21:03

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Well just watched the video and i will quote the great Jasper Carrot "Under every ponytail theres an arsehole";):rolleyes::D

***Mr D*** 22-06-2011 12:34

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Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 908814)
Do you know the outcome of this video - is he doing time for his census crime! :alright:

As far am I am aware Nothing Has Happened to him.

Census threats seem to of been just that threats.:rolleyes:

And what did I see in the news today?

Oh yes, Census 2011 Data Reportedly Hacked.:p

The Office Of National Statistics (ONS) 2011 Census Reportedly Hacked By Online Group LulzSec | UK News | Sky News

kestrelx 07-07-2011 13:52

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 913600)
As far am I am aware Nothing Has Happened to him.

Census threats seem to of been just that threats.:rolleyes:

And what did I see in the news today?

Oh yes, Census 2011 Data Reportedly Hacked.:p

The Office Of National Statistics (ONS) 2011 Census Reportedly Hacked By Online Group LulzSec | UK News | Sky News

Hacker claim they have hacked all the 2011 Census data!

Hackers 'steal entire 2011 census' - Telegraph

jaysay 07-07-2011 18:05

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Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 917191)
Hacker claim they have hacked all the 2011 Census data!

Hackers 'steal entire 2011 census' - Telegraph

They must have a lot of spar time on their hands, can't see the point

MargaretR 07-07-2011 19:20

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Companies are willing to pay for info which will enable them to better do 'target marketing'.

So Jaysay will be targeted with spam (not Spar:rolleyes:) about community care for the elderly/disabled and funeral plan insurance. ;)

jaysay 08-07-2011 08:55

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 917272)
Companies are willing to pay for info which will enable them to better do 'target marketing'.

So Jaysay will be targeted with spam (not Spar:rolleyes:) about community care for the elderly/disabled and funeral plan insurance. ;)

Well the funeral plan insurance is a none starter as I've already pain for mine in advances Margaret, and as for the other I already have all the information I need in that department:D

Benipete 08-07-2011 09:28

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 917272)
Companies are willing to pay for info which will enable them to better do 'target marketing'.

So Jaysay will be targeted with spam (not Spar:rolleyes:) about community care for the elderly/disabled and funeral plan insurance. ;)

He's already had several quotes for spell checkers.:hehetable

jaysay 08-07-2011 09:38

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 917347)
He's already had several quotes for spell checkers.:hehetable

No just had mi old one service Beni its fine now, but there could still be a slight problem with the person doing the typing;):D

***Mr D*** 29-11-2011 17:54

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Seems a few are being summonsed to court, I believe these to be people who openly refused to complete the form

Lets see what punishment they are given as I'm sure the ones who openly refused have very strong feelings about this and will not pay any fine and are prepared to go to prison.

Must admit I have heard nothing.:)

Lets see what they think is worse, not filling a form in or (Put criminal offence that the offenders get nothing in court here).

garinda 29-11-2011 21:39

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 952801)
Seems a few are being summonsed to court, I believe these to be people who openly refused to complete the form

Lets see what punishment they are given as I'm sure the ones who openly refused have very strong feelings about this and will not pay any fine and are prepared to go to prison.

Must admit I have heard nothing.:)

Lets see what they think is worse, not filling a form in or (Put criminal offence that the offenders get nothing in court here).

You rebel.

What's your next act of insurrection?

If you go down for it, we'll start a countdown thread, until you're released.

jaysay 30-11-2011 09:08

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 952869)
You rebel.

What's your next act of insurrection?

If you go down for it, we'll start a countdown thread, until you're released.

Or a campaign "Free the Accyweb one":D

***Mr D*** 30-11-2011 17:31

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 952869)
You rebel.

What's your next act of insurrection?

If you go down for it, we'll start a countdown thread, until you're released.

I was thinking of becoming a councillor.:D

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 952923)
Or a campaign "Free the Accyweb one":D

Glad to see you would both do something if I was incarcerated.:D

jaysay 30-11-2011 17:40

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Originally Posted by ***Mr D*** (Post 953038)
I was thinking of becoming a councillor.:D



Glad to see you would both do something if I was incarcerated.:D

Well we'd try just furt laugh:D

cashman 11-04-2012 11:23

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Was thinking those who will not fill in the census, theoretically do not exist? therefore it may help save money if anyone not listed on em was refused any benefits, Pointless wasting brass on folk that don't exist.

***Mr D*** 11-04-2012 11:52

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 984292)
Was thinking those who will not fill in the census, theoretically do not exist? therefore it may help save money if anyone not listed on em was refused any benefits, Pointless wasting brass on folk that don't exist.

Sounds good to me.

Providing as I dont Exist I not longer have to pay over £250 Per Month in tax as I do now.

Wrighty 11-04-2012 12:01

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I see no need for the Census tbh .. the government have all our details already on record!


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