Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973425)

Back to lesbians again?

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973430)

Oh no. Not Ted. Don't tell me, no I can't bear it. Mind you, it would explain a lot.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973448)

Steady on.

He prefers a suede slip-on, rather than being clod in something stout.

He lost 'someone special' in the war.

Hence being returned to Heaven's sorting office untampered with.

Allegedly.

His only comfort being that he was able to sit in bed, and enjoy viewing the biggest spire in Englandshire.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 973451)

Ya seems back in the good old days Ted and Herold were in the gents at the house of commons and herald says to Ted "out there were opposite Ted, but in here we're all equal we all hold our own" Ted say, " you sod off Harold every time you see something big you want to nationalise it":D

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 991033)

It is evident that the EU sought your help in drafting the cabbage rules ;)

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 991025)

As the uncertainty within Europe & especially Greece has been quite prominent of late I thought I'd just add the following to this thread. :)

Europe in a "few" words

Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.

Lord's Prayer - 66 words.

Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.

10 Commandments - 179 words.

Gettysburg address - 286 words.

US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.

US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818 words.

EU regulations on the sale of cabbage - 26,911 words

Originally Posted by maxthecollie (Post 991059)

Set us free

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 991069)

We'll have to contact our MP on the matter max, maybe he can help:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 991087)

And our studio audience said ???

Sorry, wrong answer ! :)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 991069)

We'll have to contact our MP on the matter max, maybe he can help:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 991105)

He's got too much on his mind tweeting about your football club. Anybody'd think he was the MP for Blackburn the way he's going on. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 991172)

The lads showing concern, maybe he'll show as much concern about the rip of that is the European Union

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 991105)

He's got too much on his mind tweeting about your football club. Anybody'd think he was the MP for Blackburn the way he's going on. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 991194)

He isn't going to show any concern about that because, just like your Tory mates, he supports the rip-off that is the EU.

As for the chicken farmers, his "concern" is well out of order. He even brought it up in parliament the other month. He's the MP for HYNDBURN not BLACKBURN. If Blackburn shopping centre was having problems, would you expect him to be "showing concern" about that?

Better shut up before I get my knuckles rapped for thread-hijacking! :o

Originally Posted by Guinness (Post 991343)

So there's talk of Greece being kicked out of the Euro because they can't elect a government that can agree terms with 'the bankers'.

Now perhaps i'm thick, but....

A bank is somewhere I put my money so that thieves can't steal it. 'The bankers' look after it, give me a little bit of interest, lend it to others more needy and make that interest back plus a little bit for their trouble, and thats just peachy, everyone's a winner.

Then I lose the plot...why can 'the bankers' dictate government (or European) policy? They produce nothing for the community, they don't defend the community, they don't provide for the community.

They take risks to make more money and when they fail they make the community bail them out, they pay themselves massive bonuses (even when they screw up) at the expense of the community, and they wine and dine world leaders to influence government policy at the expense of the community.

So maybe, just maybe, the Greeks who are arguably the founding fathers of democracy, philosophy and modern civilisation, are leading the pack once again.

But then again, maybe I'm just thick!

Originally Posted by Guinness (Post 991343)

So there's talk of Greece being kicked out of the Euro because they can't elect a government that can agree terms with 'the bankers'.

Now perhaps i'm thick, but....

A bank is somewhere I put my money so that thieves can't steal it. 'The bankers' look after it, give me a little bit of interest, lend it to others more needy and make that interest back plus a little bit for their trouble, and that's just peachy, everyone's a winner.

Then I lose the plot...why can 'the bankers' dictate government (or European) policy? They produce nothing for the community, they don't defend the community, they don't provide for the community.

They take risks to make more money and when they fail they make the community bail them out, they pay themselves massive bonuses (even when they screw up) at the expense of the community, and they wine and dine world leaders to influence government policy at the expense of the community.

So maybe, just maybe, the Greeks who are arguably the founding fathers of democracy, philosophy and modern civilisation, are leading the pack once again.

But then again, maybe I'm just thick!

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 991366)

somebody said(James Garfield the American president, I think) that 'whoever controls the money(supply) controls the whole nation'.

Much in the way of politics and political favours seems to be bought and sold...there isn't much done in politics(these days) because it is morally or ethically right.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1009768)

Rothschild has placed a bet that the Euro will 'cease to be'.

Since he is the power behind all Europe's money supply, it will happen.

Lord Rothschild in $200 Million Bet Against Euro: Report - Business News - CNBC