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accyman 20-11-2011 10:36
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international mens day..?

next we will be having periods :rolleyes:

can keep yer mamby pamby rubbish thanx

im all for raising awareness to all illneses either male or female ones but despite magazines best efforts to get us men folk to get in touch with our emotions and excessive over the top mens products most of us have managed to fight off castration .

Are there actually any days left where we arnt supposed to be aware of something,donate something or celibrate some religous event or other ?

When i grow up i wantto be as grumpy as less :D

Less 20-11-2011 10:40
What a lot of ungrateful blokes we have on here, we have been allowed a whole day to ourselves and you waste it.
I can tell you that I used the day to check out my testicles for any lumps or growths.
Not much differrent to a none international day for men really,
After all I'm a fella, we are always fiddling with our bollocks we don't need a special day for it.

Tealeaf 20-11-2011 10:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 949937)
Are there actually any days left where we arnt supposed to be aware of something,donate something or celibrate some religous event or other ?
We'll be celebrating this in three months time:

Kashmir Solidarity Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

jaysay 20-11-2011 10:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 949940)
What a lot of ungrateful blokes we have on here, we have been allowed a whole day to ourselves and you waste it.
I can tell you that I used the day to check out my testicles for any lumps or growths.
Not much differrent to a none international day for men really,
After all I'm a fella, we are always fiddling with our bollocks we don't need a special day for it.
Priceless:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

jaysay 20-11-2011 10:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 949942)
We'll be celebrating this in three months time:

Kashmir Solidarity Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Ya they'll be closing the town centre for an open air prayer meeting, bring your own mat;)

MargaretR 20-11-2011 11:45
Re: International Men's Day
 
I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.

mobertol 20-11-2011 12:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 949971)
I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.
Pedigree is always better Margaret - especially if they have a certificate of authenticity showing their breeding line!:D

accyman 20-11-2011 14:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 949981)
Pedigree is always better Margaret - especially if they have a certificate of authenticity showing their breeding line!:D
just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt :(

mobertol 20-11-2011 14:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 950015)
just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt :(

The stork was way off it's flight path with you then!

Just because I'm nosey and like to be precise -how did you manage to see underneath, or did you get someone else to check.

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...;):D

Less 20-11-2011 15:02
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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 950023)

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...;):D
That is a task I am willing to leave to my Doctor, so long as when told to assume the position I hear the twang of him putting on a glove I know that it isn't a social call.

accyman 20-11-2011 15:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 950023)
The stork was way off it's flight path with you then!

Just because I'm nosey and like to be precise -how did you manage to see underneath, or did you get someone else to check.

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...;):D
broom handle and a periscope..

regarding both :eek:

mobertol 20-11-2011 15:15
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 950025)
broom handle and a periscope..

regarding both :eek:
Lol! Karma to you for that one -needed a laugh!:D

mobertol 20-11-2011 15:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 950024)
That is a task I am willing to leave to my Doctor, so long as when told to assume the position I hear the twang of him putting on a glove I know that it isn't a social call.
Use the disposable ones myself Less, very useful for a range of tasks...

Mine are a fetching "smurf blue" colour...:D

jaysay 20-11-2011 17:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 949971)
I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.
No Margaret more like Long Suffering:D

wallop79 20-11-2011 17:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by accyman (Post 950015)
just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt :(
There's only you brave enough to check yer testicles !!! :eek::s_gupjump


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